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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 879 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Potions Brewed: | 39 |
Farms Harvested: | 152 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
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