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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8399 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 75 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic server you’ll ever join!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our weekly llama racing competition. Don’t be surprised if you log on one day and find that the entire server has been turned into a giant maze by our mischievous admin team.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most dedicated players can find. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of killer dolphins.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious gaming experience of your life!
