🤪 Our players are so dedicated, they’ll follow you home just to offer you £10 for some… questionable favors. But hey, at least they’re generous, right? And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a sexual hand gesture thrown in for free!
😜 So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old school when you can have this level of excitement in just 45 minutes? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!
Join us and you’ll be part of epic adventures like rescuing American-Israeli hostages from the clutches of evil mobs in Gaza. We found Hersh Goldberg-Polin’s body in the game and brought him back to safety, all while dodging arrows and building epic fortresses!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! Let’s mine, build, and conquer together in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
Venture into the woods and you may hear laughter that sends shivers down your spine. The very ground you walk on is hostile to life, with treasure hunters meeting a gruesome fate at the hands of malicious forces.
If you dare to explore without completing a specific side quest, you may find yourself making a Faustian bargain with an otherworldly entity. The monkeys paw curls a finger and the zone claims another victim. Cheeky breeki, indeed!
Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft server. But remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!
We got llamas riding pigs, chickens with jetpacks, and villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.
Rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers just waiting to explode in your face.
Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos.
We have a special feature on our server where if you tutor someone and help them with a project, you’ll receive a special power-up that will make you unstoppable in the game. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret admirers waiting to confess their love for you in the virtual world. Who needs a girlfriend when you have virtual cuties lining up for you?
So come on, join us and leave your real-life worries behind. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our server and have your own fan club. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up your gaming experience and your love life. See you in the game!
we also have a secret underground lab where u can brew potions dat turn u into a flying pig or a talking sheep. and if u dare to venture into the nether, u might just find a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!
but beware, medicine is a real life monkeys paw here. it will cure u of all ailments, but at the cost of some wacky side effects. like growing a second head or turning into a chicken every time u sneeze.
so come on down to our server and join the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life! just remember, once u enter, there’s no turning back. muahahaha!
| Townscraft Overview | |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival Multiplayer |
| Description | Immerse yourself in a vibrant community where towns are living realms of creativity |
| Quick Links | Rules, Discord, Photo Gallery, Video Trailer |
| In-Depth | Whitelisted SMP promoting town-building and community events |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server whitelisted? | Yes, it is a whitelisted SMP server |
| Are there towny or claims plugins? | No, there are no towny or claims plugins |
| What type of players are welcome? | All types including Builders, Redstoners, PvP/Explorers, and new players |
| What is the server experience like? | It is a vanilla experience with some exceptions like one player sleep |
| Is the server secure? | Yes, the server has robust backups and protection measures |
| How long do seasons last? | Seasons last a long time, with the first season lasting 20 months |
| Are there community events? | Yes, there are community-hosted events like hide-and-seek and boat racing |
Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about mining for diamonds in a cave filled with talking mushrooms? And don’t even get me started on our secret underwater city where mermaids sell enchanted tridents.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players can challenge the server owner, who just so happens to be a giant panda with a taste for adventure. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and discover the mysteries of ”How’d they do it?” – you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got MEGAS (to be expanded) that include shows like Regular Show, Miraculous Ladybug, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, and even Kiff! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server once had a legendary battle between a Creeper and a Ender Dragon dressed in a tutu? True story, bro.
So come on over and join the fun! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and discussions you’ll stumble upon in our wacky Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!
u wanna build a castle taller than the ender dragon? we got u covered. wanna ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? we got u covered. wanna prank ur friends by filling their house with chickens? we got u covered.
we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard u’ll pee ur diamond armor. we got events that will make u scream louder than a ghast. we got a community so awesome, u’ll never wanna leave.
so come join us on dis server, where the only limit is ur imagination. and also the fact that u might get blown up by a creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?