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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 356 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1125 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Ores Mined: | 7374 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad pointing out my lack of a bra in front of a crew of construction workers? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience filled with unexpected surprises and awkward moments.
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a sitcom episode where your dad thinks he’s being funny by embarrassing you in front of strangers. But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun (or at least that’s what our therapist says).
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s as unpredictable as my dad’s sense of humor, come join us! Just remember to wear a bra, or be prepared for some unexpected commentary from our crew of construction workers.
