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LackCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

A Minecraft server where you can finally fulfill your lifelong dream of riding a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, taming a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers, and participating in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and show the world what true creativity looks like!

BlockButtAdventures

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us and discover a world where the best and worst things you’ve put up your ass are just the beginning of the crazy adventures that await you. From diamond pickaxes to enchanted golden apples, there’s no limit to the insanity you’ll encounter on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into – just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers!

CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Allies, Arming, bbc news, Conflict, CraftyPutinsKremlin, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Votes:	1197

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	164	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	181
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!