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MathCraft Server – 10x Fun!

10x, astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Brilliance, calculation, cleverness, cognitive ability, estimation, Fun, GENIUS, INTELLECT, intellectual prowess, intelligence, iq, Mathcraft, Mathematics, mental capacity, savvy, Server, sharp, Smart, Superiority

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re the smartest player around? Well, look no further because on our server, I’ve done the math and I’m at least ten times smarter than any of you! That’s right, I’ve got an IQ higher than a stack of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are so intelligent they’ve started their own book club, the villagers have built a functioning rocket ship to explore the outer reaches of the Minecraft universe, and the creepers have formed a synchronized dance troupe. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So come on down and test your wits against the brainiest player in all of Minecraft (spoiler alert: it’s me). Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two while having the time of your life. See you on the server, where we’re all geniuses in our own minds (but mostly just me).

The SMP Kingdom of vgh Britannia

Britannia, Kingdom, long tail tags, smp, VGH

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you enjoy dodging creepers while riding pigs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic llama races through the Nether.

Our server is filled with wacky characters, like Bob the Zombie who moonlights as a stand-up comedian and Sally the Skeleton who hosts the most lit dance parties in all of Minecraft. You never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next!

But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hunt that leads to the mythical Golden Pickaxe of Destiny! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on their enemies.

So come join us at vgh Britannia… if you dare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BralessCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, aita, Archaic, attire, braless, BralessCraft, casual attire, delivery guys, home deliveries, home delivery guy, husband’s concern, loose fitted tshirt, Minecraft, movies, OFFENDED, provoking, psychos, Safety, Server, skin, slacks, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	289288
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be as braless as you want without any judgment! Join us for a wild time filled with home deliveries and scandalous interactions with delivery guys. Who knows, maybe one of them will try to “push his way in” to our server next time! But don’t worry, we have plenty of psychos and movie villains to keep things interesting. So come on in, let’s see what crazy adventures await in this braless wonderland!

BlockyLoveTriangle

Beach, BETRAYAL, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, brother, college, Confrontation, Drama, family vacation, misunderstanding, naked, outing, overreacting, Proposal, shower, Summer, Switch, Trust, uno, vacation ruined

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3626	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ores Mined:	9297	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time this 23-year-old woman caught her brother and boyfriend naked in the outdoor shower on a family vacation!

Imagine the chaos of trying to explain that situation to your parents, just like trying to explain why you need to join our server for the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you like her family did – we’ll embrace your wild side and welcome you with open arms (clothes optional, but not required)!

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy stories and unexpected surprises await you in our Minecraft world. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those hidden shadows in the outdoor shower – you never know what you might find!

CraftyRussianGuard

Armed Forces, Commander, Conflict, CraftyRussianGuard, Crisis, Defense, Deplete, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military forces, military power, military strategy, National Guard, offensive capabilities, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crops Grown:	9271	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more offensive capabilities than russia! our national guard commander is a pro at pvp and will lead us to victory against any enemy mobs or players that dare to challenge us. we have crazy events like “battle of the blocks” where you have to fight with only your fists and “build-off bonanza” where you have to build the most outrageous structure in a limited time. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Commercial2Famous

Acting, Actors, advertising, brand promotion, Careers, Celebrity, celebrity endorsements, Commercial2Famous, commercials, commercials industry, endorsements, entertainment industry, Fame, famous actors, Hollywood, Marketing, Media, movies, success, talent, television

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

so, like, imagine you’re an actor, right? you start off doing these lame commercials for like, i don’t know, cat food or something. but then you get all famous and start doing big movies and tv shows. but get this, once you’re like super mega famous, you go BACK to doing commercials! crazy, right?

well, that’s kinda like our minecraft server. we start off all chill and fun, just like those early commercials. but as you play and level up, things get more intense and exciting, just like when you hit the big time in hollywood. and once you reach the tippy top of our server, you’ll be doing crazy cool stuff that’ll make you feel like a superstar!

so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll end up being the brad pitt of block building or the meryl streep of mining. anything is possible in our wacky world!

PixelPurity: NoSexEdNoProbLem!

ABSTINENCE, Abstinence-only sex education, comprehensive sex education, Conversation, education approaches, Effectiveness, gender differences, higher pornography use, Impacts, NoSexEdNoProbLem, PixelPurity, pornography use, relationships, research findings, sex education, sexual behavior, sexual education, sexual health, sexuality education, societal norms, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we build giant statues of naked creepers and have wild parties with villagers! Abstinence-only sex ed? Nah, we only teach about the birds and the bees in the most scandalous way possible. Rumor has it, joining our server will make you a pro at finding diamonds AND increase your knowledge of naughty videos. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get freaky in the world of blocks and pixels!

Severation SMP

Minecraft SMP Whitelisted Semi-Vanilla PaperMC 18+ Survival Vanilla Multiplayer Community Plugins Economy PVP Building Redstone Biomes Exploration Adventure Resource pack Customization, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	18936	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Zombie Dances:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8214
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Severation SMP is a Semi-Vanilla 18+ server, whitelisted, running on PaperMC. We have few and simple rules, focused on creating a healthy and friendly SMP experience, such as no griefing or stealing.

mc.severation.net:25566

Terrarealm Survival Server

admin store, Beta, Economy, Europe, Factions, Minecraft, play.terrarealm.net., Player Market, Premium Only, PvE, PvP, smp, Survival, Terrarealm Survival Server, Towny, Vanilla, Version 1.21.

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

We are back! And this time its going to be SMP style close to pure survival experience

INFO Version: 1.21 **BETA** Premium Only Server Located in Europe IP: PLAY.TERRAREALM.NET

NO ADMIN STORE Instead of admin store, there will be a player market where players can create

play.terrarealm.net:10101

EXPLORE 🌍 | CONQUER 🏰 | CAST ✨ | CRAFT 🔧 | ENGAGE 👹 | FORGE 🔨

Adventure, armor, Biomes, boss fights, cast, Conquer, Craft, Crafting, Custom Items, custom ores, Dungeons, Engage, Explore, Forge, friendly community, Magic, mmo rpg, Playtime ranks, Realms, storylines, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Potions Brewed:	45
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	52935	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Embark on an Unparalleled MMO RPG Adventure! 🌍🔮

✨ Magic Awaits: Cast spells and harness the power of custom items to defeat your foes. 👹

🛠️ Superior Crafting: Forge top-tier armor 🔧 with unique Custom Ores like Amber, Ruby, and Jade. Become the legend you were meant to be.

🤝 Friendly Community: Join our no-grief, positive gaming environment. Make friends and rivals, not enemies!

🎁 Rewards & Realms: Earn Playtime Ranks 🕒 and explore unique realms, including the custom End and Nether.

misteria.serveminecraft.net