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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7592 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained in the art of karate.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vespa Gang, a group of players who ride around on Vespas and cause chaos wherever they go. Just last week, one of our members tried to do a sick trick off a cliff but ended up crashing into a tree and creating a new mini-game called “Vespa Parkour”.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
