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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 3057 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8162 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 43 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?