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Simply Skyblock

PvE, Skyblock, Skyblock Java Plugins Purchases Optional Support Advantages Limitations Good Fuss Brand new Server Simple Fancy OTT Ingane Welcome Blockblock Made Spend, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchantments Applied:	103

Welcome to Simply Blockblock, Skyblock made simple! A Brand new Java only server! No fancy plugins to make you spend all purchases are totally optional to just support the server and provide no ingame advantages, no OTT limitations, Just good skyblock without the fuss!

play.simplyskyblock.net

🔥 FireMine – griefer server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

FireMine, Friends, Griefer Server, Minecraft, number 1, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Cool survival with friends! Come on in

play.firemine.fun

BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

3D Debut, baubau, baubaus, debut, Fun, fuwamoco, fuwawa, General Garibaldi Edition, merch, Minecraft, mococo, NSFW, Previous Stream, related content, Schedule, Server, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, Upcoming Stream, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	442722	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Animals Bred:	123
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the Garibaldi Edition – where the fun never stops!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

Architecture, bay area, cable cars, California, city by the bay, city view, cityscape, diverse culture, Fog, Francisco, golden gate bridge, landmarks, Minecraft, pacific ocean, San, san francisco, skyline, smp, tech hub, tourism, Tourist Destination, travel, Urban, west coast

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Runes Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

PawnCraft Minecraft Server

aita, external damage, family conflict, Friend, gas, Guilt, jewelry, light bill, Minecraft, minimum wage, Mother, pawn, Pawn Shop, PawnCraft, Rent, savings, selfish, Server, Splurge, Steam Deck, throwaway, Walking

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ores Mined:	2100
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.

We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

StepBroBanterGoneWrong

18F, 20m, disgusted, ewew, Explanation, Friend, funny, hot, JOKE, Leave, Older, overreacted, Sensitive, StepBroBanterGoneWrong, Stepbrother, texted, Upset, Yelling

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Emeralds Found:	6511	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

advice, Communication, CraftyChicksVsBlockheads, dialogue, emotions, Empathy, experiences, Frustrations, gender differences, Insights, Listening, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, patience, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AmmoBlast Minecraft Server

AmmoBlast, ammunition depot, defense strategy, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, military intelligence, military intervention, Military operations, military strike, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ores Mined:	3843
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES UKRAINE LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE DESTROY AMMO DEPOTS WITH DRONES WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!

CraftyCoupRus

alleged, armenia, Arrests, collaboration, Conspiracy, coup plot, CraftyCoupRus, destabilization, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, intelligence agencies, internal threats, investigation, Military, Politics, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, Treason, Uncover

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Farms Harvested:	780	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! like u join the server and suddenly u uncover an alleged coup plot with russian traces! u gotta build ur base, gather ur resources, and team up with other players to take down the evil mastermind behind the coup! but watch out for the russian spies trying to sabotage ur mission! join now for a wild adventure full of twists and turns!