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Vegan-Free Zone Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being judged for not being a vegan in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a vegan is a crime punishable by being forced to eat virtual bacon for eternity! Join us and revel in the glory of meat-eating freedom! Plus, our virtual cows are so happy to be slaughtered for your enjoyment that they literally thank you before you dig into that juicy steak. So come on, join us and embrace your carnivorous side like never before! -
PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest
join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?
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CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective
come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer! -
Rate Me Please 1.21
OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.
You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.
And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.
So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.
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SaratovSizzleCraft
Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna mess with us! They straight up sent drones to attack us but we just built a big ol’ fire and roasted marshmallows while we watched. Join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get into, like riding pigs into battle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. Ain’t no server like this one, so come on and join the madness! -
Gun Violence StudyCraft
join our epic minecraft server and escape the gun violence madness of the real world! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from evil creepers instead of evil people!our players have reported feeling happier and less stressed after playing on our server. one player even said they cured their depression by building a giant rainbow castle!
come join us and let minecraft be your therapy. who needs mental health services when you have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?
don’t be a sad panda in the real world, come be a happy panda in our minecraft world!
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Gura’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.2
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because Gura is cute AF on here. I’m talking next level cuteness that will make your heart explode into a million pieces. Plus, the mobs are all dressed up in adorable outfits, like little fashionistas running around. It’s like a kawaii dream come true, man. So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and experience the cuteness overload for yourself! -
EU Border Patrol: Trump Edition
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base filled with, like, diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the owner once fought off a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword. it was, like, totally insane, man. plus, we have this, like, secret society of pigs that can talk and they give you, like, special quests and rewards. it’s, like, mind-blowing, bro. so, like, join now before the evil villagers take over and destroy everything. you gotta save us, man. you gotta be the hero we need. come on, join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever. -
World of Madness 1.21
Yo, bro, forget about the real world craziness and come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers trading diamonds for dirt. It’s a whole new level of insanity that will make you question if reality is just a simulation gone wrong. Trust me, you won’t find a more messed up and chaotic place to escape to. So ditch the depressing future and come build a giant toilet made out of gold blocks with us!