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Asgard Server 1.3.2 Minecraft server

2012, application, Asgard, building blocks, ELYTRA, Gaming, lighting bugs, Memories, Minecraft, Mob Spawners, netherite, Nostalgia, Old, Play, Server, version 1.3.2, vk, Whitelist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Server on version 1.3.2. This is an old version from 2012, which reminds me of the real Minecraft that I loved to play so much. It does not contain elytra, netherite, or useless building blocks that are used in 1% of cases. It has lighting bugs, mob spawners that are generated on the surface and many other nice things…)

I invite you to share old memories with me and play together. To get on the server (whitelist installed), submit an application through a group on VK.

51.195.68.95:25988

Socially Retarded Minecraft Server

autism, Childhood, coping mechanism, coping strategy, Cruel, mental health, Minecraft, outgoing, parents, PEERS, Popular, psyching yourself out, retarded, Server, sociable, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social interactions, Social Skills, socialization, socializing, socially, socially retarded, well-liked

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with socially awkward parents who refuse to accept that you’re a socially awkward autist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless cycle of awkward family interactions with our virtual world where social skills are optional and creativity is key.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been told they’re not really socially anxious because they were outgoing in 2nd grade. Here, you can be your true socially awkward self without judgment or pressure to be someone you’re not.

Join us for a chance to build, explore, and connect with other players who understand the struggles of being a socially awkward autist. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who shares your love for virtual adventures and pixelated creations.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where social anxiety is a thing of the past and awkwardness is celebrated. See you in the virtual world!

The Wrong Minecraft SMP

accepting fault, acknowledging truth, admitting fault, admitting mistakes, Apology, Apology accepted, forgiveness, growth, humility, I Was Wrong, learning from errors, learning from past mistakes, Minecraft, moving forward, reconciliation, SELF AWARENESS, smp, taking responsibility, unexpected confession, wrong, you were right

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	318	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!

WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

brother’s wedding, ceremony exclusion, emotional wounds, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, feeling excluded, forgiveness, forgiveness and forget, Groomsman, grudge, holding grudges, hurt feelings, open mic, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister-in-law, Speech, wedding etiquette, wedding snub, WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Emeralds Found:	3936	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never feel left out like the OP in this story! We guarantee that you’ll always be included in all the fun and festivities, whether it’s a wedding or a virtual block-building ceremony.

Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.

MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

Astonishing, Edition, facts, fck, hard to believe., jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, MineFacts, Shocking.., statistics, Surprising, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable data, unbelievable discoveries, unbelievable facts, unbelievable figures, unbelievable findings, unbelievable information, unbelievable numbers, unbelievable records, unbelievable research, unbelievable statistics, unbelievable truths

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

$965 million, arms sales, CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom965M, defense budget, Defense Contracts, defense deals, defense exports, defense industry, defense partnership, defense procurement, defense sales, defense spending, defense trade, foreign policy, India, international relations, italy, military equipment, Romania, security cooperation, US State Dept, weapons procurement

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1683
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

Fun, HANDCRAFTED, japanese art, Japanese culture, Japanese woodworking, Kumiko art, Kumiko board, Kumiko craftsmanship, Kumiko design, Kumiko patterns, Kumiko technique, Kumiko woodworking, Kumikos, Minecraft, Server, traditional woodworking, woodworking, woodworking art, woodworking community, woodworking craftsmanship, woodworking hobby, woodworking inspiration, woodworking projects, woodworking tools

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	40
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	8069
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	129	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Void Gems Collected:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

#earworm, brain on loop, brainworm, can’t get out, can’t shake it, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, current song, ear candy, Melody, mental playlist, Minecraft, Music, music stuck, musical obsession., repeat, smp, song stuck, SongStuckInMyHead, stuck in brain, stuck in head, stuck on repeat, tune

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!