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No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftVIP

body odor, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, discomfort, emotional intelligence, hygiene, Intimacy, misunderstanding, oral sex, partner, personal space, relationship, Respect, self-care, self-consciousness, sensitivity, sex, shower, ShowerCraftVIP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Dimension Hops:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7030
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Farms Harvested:	581
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Void Armor Forged:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

Behavior, child behavior, child outcomes, children’s development, controversy, discipline, discipline techniques, effects, Impact, long-debated, negative effects, overstated, parenting, Parenting styles, physical punishment, Psychological, research, researchers, SpankCraft, spanking, study

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	66	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Void Gems Collected:	37	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Farms Harvested:	309	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

achievement, attraction, birth rate, birth rate collapse, Cheap, China, created, export, fact, feeling, fembots, height of feat, human touch, long-lasting, low attraction, Minecraft, sad, Server, sex robots, sex toys, Technology, technology feat, Trust, trustable

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	1084
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Animals Bred:	79

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Emeralds Found:	670	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8571
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Items Found:	2302
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchantments Applied:	263
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Items Found:	2532
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9841	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!