Vanargand Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoobCraft Minecraft Server

argensimios, argentina, argentinian culture, argies, burden, Cultural differences, discrimination, expatriation, football, hate, international travel, leaving country, Minecraft, national identity, Noobcraft, offline harassment, online harassment, online safety, renounce nationality, Server, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of dealing with crazy Argentinians and their football obsession? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us for a world where football is banned and argies are nowhere to be found.

We promise a safe haven for all non-football lovers, where you can build and explore without the fear of being attacked by rabid fans. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who just want to enjoy the game without the drama.

So come join us and leave the argie culture behind. Build your dream world and never look back. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HoneymoonCraft!

Boundaries, Cancún, Communication, compromise, consideration, decision, family, honeymoon, HoneymoonCraft, mexico, parents, Partnership, privacy, quality time, resort, Respect, travel, trip, Tulum, Understanding, vacation

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1050
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Looking for a honeymoon destination that’s so lit, even your parents want in on the action? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure in a virtual world where you can escape to Mexico without the hassle of real-life family drama. Build your own resort in Cancun or Tulum, and keep your parents at bay by setting up a separate resort for them to stay in (just like in real life, amirite?).

But beware, your dad might still try to crash your honeymoon party – he’s a sneaky one! So make sure to build some epic traps to keep him at bay. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama and have a hilarious adventure with your partner. Join now and let the madness begin!

TraitorCraft Minecraft Server

Awards, BETRAYAL, controversial, Government, Honor, legislation, legislation proposal, loyalty, Minecraft, national identity, national pride, patriotism, Political debate, Politics, president, Proposal, public opinion, Server, TraitorCraft, traitors, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Zelenskiy

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	295
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3081
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally the best ever because we have this crazy cool feature where if you find a diamond, a real life diamond magically appears in your pocket! i know, right? it’s like, so insane.

also, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron beak. they have this whole society set up where they wear tiny little suits and have meetings to discuss the best ways to keep the players entertained.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas who are actually secret agents working to uncover the truth about the mysterious disappearance of all the cake on the server? it’s a real whodunit, let me tell you.

so, if you want to join a server where the diamonds are real, the chickens are in charge, and the llamas are on a mission, then you definitely need to join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

NukeCraft404

emergency response, energy crisis, equipment failure, incident investigation, maintenance, malfunction, nuclear energy, Nuclear Power Plant, Nuclear Reactor, NukeCraft404, operational disruption, plant safety, plant shutdown, power generation, power outage, reactor problem, regulatory compliance, Russian, safety concern, technical issue, unit shutdown

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

OMG U GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN RUSSIAN NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS CAN’T HANDLE THE HEAT! ONE OF THE UNITS MALFUNCTIONED BECAUSE IT COULDN’T HANDLE THE AWESOMENESS OF OUR SERVER! JOIN US NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE EPICNESS! MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GET SUPERPOWERS FROM THE RADIATION, WHO KNOWS?! 😂🔥🚀 #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

MirrorCraft: Younger Me

“Youth, aging, Identity, introspection, MIRROR, MirrorCraft, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, younger

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	4610
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

lol come join dis minecraft server where u can see ur younger self in the mirror!! it’s like a time machine but in a blocky world lmao. u can relive ur glory days of being a total noob and building ur first dirt house. plus, the mirror also shows u what u would look like if u were a creeper or a zombie. it’s wild, man. so come on over and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #mirrorselfies #minecrafttimecapsule

CraftyQueens: No Compromise, Just Blocks

advocacy, Bengali women, blocks, compromise, CraftyQueens, cultural norms, discrimination, domestic violence, empowerment, gender inequality, gender-based violence, heterosexual, intersectionality, Leave, patriarchal family, social justice, socio-legal ecosystem, South Asia, support services, survey, victims’ rights, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	143	Magical Moments Shared:	25

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we don’t deal with no patriarchal nonsense! We got bengali women surveying left and right, making sure everyone is treated right! Our actors are top-notch, upholding victims’ rights like it’s their job (which it is lol).

We don’t force anyone to compromise, we’re all about that freedom, baby! Leave the patriarchal family behind and join our wacky world where everyone is equal and free to build, mine, and have a blast! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of something truly special!

Surviving Scriptures: Where ARG’s puzzle voices struggle to whitelist the brand new season!

Adventure, args, Bosses, brand, Discord, Enhancements, Game Master, legend, Lore, Map, menu screens, merchant ship, Minecraft, Montania, Nether, Otto, Portals, Progression, puzzle, Quality-of-life improvements, Riddles, Rings, Scriptures, sea creatures, Season, smp, Struggle, Surviving, underwater exploration, VOICES, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Features
Unique Seasonal Decay Mechanics
Epic Boss Fights
New 1.1 Update release
Immersive Lore and Puzzle
Game Master Role
Community Events
Immersive Portals
Server Enhancements
Quality of Life Improvements

FAQ

1. How can I join the Scriptures SMP server?

You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided and filling out the application form.

2. What is unique about the Scriptures SMP server?

The server features seasonal decay mechanics, epic boss fights, immersive lore and puzzles, and a Game Master role where players can compete to design puzzles for the server.

3. Are there any community events on the server?

Yes, there are community events such as Otto coming to trade rare goods on the merchant ship.

4. Can I explore a custom world with secrets and mystery on the server?

Yes, players can explore a custom world with immersive portals and hidden secrets to uncover.

5. What is the current update for the server?

The server has a new 1.1 update release with new sea creatures, bosses, and underwater exploration.

6. Are there any limitations on the server?

Currently, the nether is disabled to limit the fast rate of progression for players.

IncelVTubeMCServer

community standards, cyberbullying, digital communities, digital harassment, discussion, fan problem, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, incel, IncelVTubeMCServer, internet culture, male entitlement, Misogyny, online harassment, online moderation, online safety, online toxicity, social media, toxic behavior, virtual personalities, Vtuber

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Are you tired of dealing with incel vtuber fans infiltrating your Minecraft server? Look no further! Join our server where we have a strict no incel policy and a team of trained moderators ready to ban anyone who even dares to mention a vtuber!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Just be warned, the Pigman King is armed with a diamond sword and a killer dance move that will leave you shaking in your diamond boots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us rid the world of incel vtuber fans once and for all!

LostCoin Minecraft Server

coping strategies, coping with loss, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency investment, dealing with loss, digital assets, emotional distress, Emotional support, ethereum, Financial Advice, financial loss, financial recovery, financial setback, financial stress, Investment, long-term investment., Lost Money, LostCoin, Minecraft, personal finance, portfolio management, risk management, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6994
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	171
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Living Statues Befriended:	0

So you just lost 20 eth and you’re feeling down? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll forget all about your crypto woes as you embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and make friends with virtual llamas who give out financial advice (trust us, they know their stuff). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you richer than Elon Musk on a good day. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the eth losses be a thing of the past!

NoSeatForKidsCraft

balance, blisters, child, child-free, disabled, Elderly, EMBARRASSMENT, ENTITLEMENT, giving up seat, long journey, NoSeatForKidsCraft, parents, pet peeve, Pregnant, priority, public transport, public transportation, refusal, social etiquette, standing, Subway

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7144
New Chunks Explored:	296032	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can assert your dominance and stand your ground? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to never give up their seat, even in virtual worlds!

Join our server and show everyone that you won’t be pushed around by entitled parents and their demanding children. Stand firm, even if you have virtual blisters on your feet (ouch!).

Don’t let anyone make you feel like the bad guy for prioritizing your own comfort and journey. Join us and be the hero who doesn’t give in to societal pressure. Are you the Asshole? Not on our server!