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DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3016	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Votes:	8969
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	206
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Void Armor Forged:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

abandons, authoritarian, Black sea, control, Corruption, Destroys, dictator, Government, Growing, leadership, luxury, oligarchy, PARANOIA, ParanoidPutinsMCServer, Politics, power, putin, russia, SECURITY, villa, wealth

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4088
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Love Letters Sent:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

Brazil, Fun, MuskCraft, resuming

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Votes:	1115
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

fucked up, fucked up person, fucked up piece of shit, fucked up piece of shit person, Minecraft, person, piece of shit, piece of shit person, pixelated, Server, Trash, Ugly, ugly fucked up, ugly fucked up person, ugly fucked up piece, ugly fucked up piece of shit, ugly fucked up piece of shit person, ugly person, ugly piece of shit, ugly piece of shit person

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Ores Mined:	914
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Virgins Minecraft SMP Girls Hololive

Anime, Entertainment, Gaming, Girls, hololive, hololive girls, IDOLS, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Minecraft, online personalities, Otaku, purity, smp, still virgins, streaming, Talents, Virgins, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	272
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip around – like which hololive girls are still virgins! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous rumors, epic builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance (wink wink). So why wait? Join now and get in on the action before someone spills the tea!

HumbleCraft SMP: HumbleHumbling

challenging beliefs, Character development, compassion, Empathy, facing failure, gaining wisdom, Gratitude, Humblecraft, HumbleHumbling, humbling experience, humility, inner strength, introspection, learning from mistakes, life changing events, life lessons, overcoming ego, personal growth, perspective shift, self reflection, smp, transformative moments, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Crops Grown:	9656
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Have you ever been humbled by a chicken in Minecraft? Well, on our SMP, we have a legendary chicken named Cluck Norris who will challenge you to a duel and leave you questioning your entire existence. Join us for a chance to face off against the most fearsome fowl in all of Minecraft and see if you have what it takes to come out victorious! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure on our wild and wacky server!

BlockyLoveLessons

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Star Shards Collected:	185
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and learn the most valuable lesson of all: that diamonds are forever!

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting ghosted or cheated on because our mobs are the only ones you need to watch out for. And trust us, they’re a lot easier to handle than a toxic ex.

Plus, our community is full of players who have all been through their fair share of relationship drama, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for love (or diamonds). So why waste your time swiping right when you could be mining and crafting your way to happiness on our server? Join us today and let the healing begin!

GazaPrideCraft

1 million, activism, Community, donation, equality, fundraising, gaza, GazaPrideCraft, group, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love, MIDDLE EAST, offers, Peace, pride parade, solidarity, Support, US

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS LIT. WE GOT GAZA PRIDE PARADES GOIN’ ON, LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY REPRESENT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT JUST WIN A MILLION BUCKS, WHO KNOWS? MAYBE YOU’LL FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH OR A RAINBOW SHEEP. DON’T MISS OUT, THIS SERVER IS WILDER THAN A CREEPER ON RED BULL. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, Y’ALL!