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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 4034 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 |
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