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Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3715	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	120
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

arrogance, controlling behavior, CrushCraft, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, INCONSISTENCY, lack of ambition, lack of communication, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of goals, lack of humor, lack of independence, lack of intelligence, lack of motivation, lack of respect for boundaries, lack of self-awareness, LostInterest, poor hygiene, Selfishness, smp, unfaithful behavior

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Star Shards Collected:	162
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

CraftyConspiracies

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by sneaky creepers? Do you suspect that those innocent-looking villagers are actually plotting against you? Then come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all conspiracy theories, no matter how absurd they may sound!

Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!

NukeCraft: Isfahan Inferno

emergency, explosion news, explosions, facility incident, Fire, fire outbreak, Incident, Inferno, iran, Iran news, Iran nuclear site, Isfahan, Isfahan explosion, Isfahan news, Nuclear Emergency, nuclear facility, nuclear incident, nuclear safety, nukecraft, REPORTED, Safety, SECURITY

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join our lit Minecraft server, cuz we got more explosions and fire than the Isfahan Nuclear facility in Iran! Trust me, it’s like a firework show on steroids up in here! We got creepers blowing up left and right, lava pits hotter than your ex’s mixtape, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire cities in a day and then blow them up just for fun! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! Plus, our mods are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails and will hook you up with all the diamond gear you could ever want.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, destruction, and pure insanity that is Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your fireproof pants, cuz things are about to get HOT!

HexSMP: Now with even more friendly zombies and unicorns!

bedrock, chat games, Cosmetics, custom fishing, custom leveling system, Friendly, Furniture, Grief Prevention, HexSMP, ip address, java, Land claiming, multiplayer, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, referral system, Skills, skins, smp, Survival, Teams, unicorns, Website, zombies

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

HexSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

What Makes HexSMP Stand Out?

Chat Games
Stable Player Economy
Custom Leveling System
Custom Fishing
Furniture
Grief Prevention with Land Claiming
Teams
Cosmetics & Skins
PvP & Dungeons
Java & Bedrock Compatible

Why HexSMP over another SMP?

HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, features, and an active community dedicated to creativity and adventure.

Referral System – Earn Rare Rewards!

Refer a friend to join HexSMP using /referral [Your Name] to earn exclusive rewards.

How to Join

Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today!

Our Links:

Feel free to ask any questions below!

Noob-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Twitch won’t let us stream it? Look no further! Our server is so epic, so insane, that even Hajime himself isn’t allowed on Twitch after playing here. Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most chaotic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs Twitch when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4492
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

SnappedSMP – QuietKidGoneWild

Breaking Point, bullying, consequences, coping mechanisms, emotional breakdown, emotional turmoil, explosive anger, mental breakdown, mental health, nice kid, Outburst, psychological trauma, quiet kid, QuietKidGoneWild, school violence, SnappedSMP, snapping, social pressure, support system, suppressed emotions, unexpected behavior, warning signs

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	294	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Have you ever wondered what would happen if the quiet kid in class finally snapped? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the perfect example of that! This player used to be the sweetest, most helpful member of the community. But one day, they just couldn’t take it anymore and went on a rampage, building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks and unleashing an army of killer bunnies on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and maybe even become friends with the newly unhinged player! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to snap and create your own diamond statue of doom.

FoodieNightmares

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Meteorites Collected:	4
Star Shards Collected:	122	Players Killed by Monsters:	4869
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you still haunted by the memories of that one food that scarred you for life as a child? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Traumatizing Food” challenge where you can confront your food fears in a virtual world! Build giant broccoli monsters, create a maze made entirely of Brussels sprouts, or even battle a boss made out of your most dreaded childhood food. Join us and conquer your culinary demons in the most epic way possible!

SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
New Chunks Explored:	618738	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.

imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.

join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.