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Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to meet adorable Flip Loli wives! These rare and elusive creatures are known for their impeccable fashion sense and love for building extravagant treehouses. Who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by such fashionable and creative companions? Plus, rumor has it that they make the best pumpkin pie in all of Minecraftia. So come join us and maybe you’ll find your own Flip Loli wife to call your own!

Anime Avoiders Minecraft Server

2d animation, Aesthetics, Aldnoah.Zero, Anime, anime 2D animation, anime aesthetics, anime CGI, Anime design, anime mechas, anime music, anime songs, anime visuals, Avoiders, CGI, cool mechas, design, favorite anime, Mechas, Minecraft, never going to watch, Server, songs, Visuals

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8591
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Are you tired of boring old mechas that look like they were designed by a blind monkey? Do you want to experience a world where mechas actually look cool and don’t turn into a pixelated mess when they start moving? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a mecha-tastic adventure inspired by the epic visuals and designs of Aldnoah Zero. Our mechas are so sleek and stylish, you’ll be turning heads wherever you go in the game. And don’t even get us started on the music – it’s so good, you’ll be grooving to it while you mine for diamonds.

So why waste your time on other servers with subpar mechas and boring landscapes? Come join us for the ultimate mecha experience that will have you saying “CGI who?” in no time. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game!

The Sign Tapping Crew Minecraft SMP

alienation, banned, buckbroken, clown world, CREW, grill hamburgers, hippies, malaise, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Oppression, PARASITE, propagate ideas, race mixing, reagan, rejection, sign, sign tapping, smp, social cachet, taboo, tapping, thatcher, weakened host, Zeitgeist, ZOG

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Ores Mined:	2862	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with sign tapping shenanigans, social cachet battles, and a whole lot of clown world Reagan/Thatcher energy.

Our server is like no other, where you can thrive like a parasite in a weakened host, spreading your taboo ideas and facing the malaise of the post-60’s hippies. We promise you’ll never be bored with our outrageous community and insane stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So come on, join us and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate playground for those who just want to grill hamburgers and embrace the chaos of the Minecraft universe. Good riddance to boring servers, it’s time to shake things up and have some fun!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Farms Harvested:	356	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, bbw, Bitches, blocky, cougar, fantasies, fat, fetish, fucked, granny, Kinky, Mature, Milf, Minecraft, Naughty, Old, over 5/10, Roleplay, seduction, Server, taboo, Thirsty Thursday, Ugly, wank

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly, fat, and old bitches? Look no further! Our server is strictly for players who only want to interact with hot babes who are at least a 5/10 on the attractiveness scale.

Join us for our Thirsty Thursday edition where you can compete in challenges to win the hearts of the most beautiful Minecraft babes in the virtual world. Build your dream mansion, show off your redstone skills, and maybe even find love in the pixelated air.

Don’t settle for less when you can join our server and be surrounded by only the hottest Minecraft players. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the most unexpected place. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and blocky beauty!

Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3329

2nd anniversary, Android, Ark Mage, Beat the Gun, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, December 5, Developer’s Note, Electric nikkes, Entertainment, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, guillotine, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ice Rose, Ios, Kolsalamin, ludmilla, maiden, maintenance, mica, Minecraft, Missilis, Modernia, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke origin, nikkeonsatellite, Nikkes, PC, Salamin, September 2024, smp, Snow Buddy, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update, Vesti, Volume, Winter Owner, Winter Slayer

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6376
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1

🤪 Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! 🤩

Join us for a wild ride filled with hot electric nikkes that will blow your mind! 🔥⚡️ Don’t miss out on the action-packed gameplay and crazy events that will leave you laughing till your stomach hurts. 😂

Download the game now on Android/iOS/PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other! 🌟 But beware, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back! 🚀

From Ice Dragon Sagas to Co-op missions and Solo Raids, there’s never a dull moment on our server. 🐉💥 And with special recruits like Maiden: Ice Rose and Ludmilla: Winter Owner, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for glory! 💪

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Costume Passes that will make you stand out from the crowd and codes that will unlock exclusive rewards! 🎉

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there! 🤪✨ Remember, on our server, the fun never stops! 🎮💥 #StayTactical #NikkeOnSatellite #Unbreakable 😜🚀

Forever Alone Minecraft Server

Forever Alone, Girlfriend, HEARTBREAK, hopeless, Loneliness, longing, longing for a partner, longing for love, love, Minecraft, missing someone, relationships, Romantic, searching for love, Server, Single forever, Single life, unattainable, unattainable love, unfulfilled, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2122
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	New Chunks Explored:	133340
Mines Excavated:	4443	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of spending your days alone in Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have a girlfriend like this! Why settle for a real-life relationship when you can have a virtual one with a pixelated princess who will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up?

Join our server and experience the love and companionship of your very own Minecraft girlfriend who will follow you around, shower you with gifts, and even fight off creepers to protect you. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have a blocky babe who will never ask you to take out the trash or remember your anniversary?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life relationships forever! Because let’s face it, you’ll never have a girlfriend like this in the real world.

No spaces: Oniichandontcomeinside!dameeeoniichanpleasenooo… With spaces: Onii chan don’t come inside! dameee onii chan please nooo… Minecraft SMP

BRAAAAAPPPP, BRAP, BRRRREAAAAAPP, Chan, dameee, don’t come inside, dont, dont look at me, FRRPTTHHHPPP, FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH, Minecraft, Nooo, Onii, onii-chan, Oniichandontcomeinsidedameeeoniichanpleasenooo…With, please no, plip plip ploppopoppp, plop, pppllpslsh, PRRFFFFTTTT, Put that camera away, smp, Spaces, SPALUNK, Splunk, sqrel

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
New Chunks Explored:	527984	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous adventures! Join us if you want to witness epic battles with flying llamas, build giant statues of cheese, and participate in intense dance-offs with creepers. But beware, because you might just stumble upon a secret underground society of penguin wizards who control the fate of the server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Join now and become part of the madness, onii chan! brap splUNK FRRPTTHHHPPP BRRRREAAAAAPP PRRFFFFTTTT plip plip ploppopoppp plop plop FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH BRAAAAAPPPP SPALUNK

Foxy Fun Minecraft Server

Adventure, animal, Anthropomorphic, Buy, Character, console, cute, FANTASY, Fox, Foxy, Fun, Furry, Game, gameplay, Interactive, Minecraft, PC, player, Protagonist, Purchase, role playing, Server, Story, video game

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

🦊 Want to join a Minecraft server where you can buy foxes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally purchase your very own fox companion! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the time I rode my fox into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. So come join us for some foxy fun and epic adventures! 🦊 #FoxSquadGoals

Incelmobile Minecraft SMP

CAR, DATING, Gender norms, Ick.., incel community, incel culture, incel mindset, Incelmobile, Insecurity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in cars, Purchase, relationships, self worth, smp, societal expectations, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Vehicle, Women

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Votes:	3122	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, and a portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!