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SkyShard

adventurers, Bosses, challenging quests, Custom Biomes, Economy, empire-building, epic events, friendly community, mobs, OneBlock, OneBlock Adventure, Player Shops, PvE, pve events, PvP, PVP Events, Skyblock, SkyShard, skyshard legend, solo play, team play, valuable rewards, Vibrant Community

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to Skyshard: The Ultimate OneBlock Adventure!

Start your journey on a single block floating high in the sky and build your way to greatness! Skyshard offers a unique and thrilling OneBlock experience where every block you break brings new challenges and opportunities. Create your island, conquer dungeons, and unlock custom rewards on your path to becoming a Skyshard legend!

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IP: play.skyshard.xyz Website: skyshard-shop.tebex.io

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Bri’ishpipo Be Like Minecraft Server

Briishpipo, British accents, British attitude, British behavior, British characteristics, british culture, British expressions, british humor, British identity, British mannerisms, British memes, british people, British phrases, British reactions, British sayings, british slang, British social norms, British stereotypes, lmao, Minecraft, Server, U wot m8

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got Bri’ishpipo running around like “U wot m8?!” and causing chaos everywhere they go. You never know what hilarious shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic battles with giant chickens to building insane roller coasters that defy all laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment here. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Minecraft SMP: /aiwg/ AI Waifu General

79095607, AI text to image generator, AI Waifu General, aiwg, Art AI, Bing create, Black Forest Labs, create waifus, DeepFloyd, eggs-cuuz me monsieur edition, FLUX.1-schnell, general, hailuoai, HuggingFace, leonardo, Minecraft, perchance, Pixai, Prodia, smp, stable diffusion, Unstability AI, waifu, waifu local guide

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	103731	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can create your very own waifus and talk about them all day long! Don’t believe us? Check out our waifu local guide for all the tips and tricks you need to create the perfect digital companion.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with the latest AI technology, from unstable AI to deep floyd IF. You can even generate images from text or chat with our AI buddies on Bing. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our Flux 1-schnell AI for a truly mind-blowing experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of AI madness and create the craziest waifus you’ve ever seen. Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? See you on the server, egg-cuuz me monsieur edition enthusiasts!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, dieting, emotional eating, family dynamics, food intake, FoodieFrenzy, health scare, Minecraft, portion control, self esteem, self improvement, Server, weight comparison, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight management, weight shaming, weight stigma, weight struggles, weight transformation, weight-related comments

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you fall off your blocky chair? Look no further! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

We’ve got a player named Abby who will do anything to reclaim her title as the fattest person in the room – even if it means challenging you to an eating contest! Watch as she tries to out-eat you all day long, only to end up in a food coma and a bathroom marathon. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – our server is full of crazy drama and family feuds that will keep you entertained for hours. From accusations of weight-shaming to hospital stays for mysterious infections, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and blocky adventures. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

DogRescueDrama

adjustment, adoption, aita, anger, Asia, Behavior, DogRescueDrama, Effort, Europe, Foresight, Friend, Frustration, MONEY, ownership, Pets, regulations, rehoming, rescue dog, soulmate, Stability, travel

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8808
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the treacherous waters of pet ownership and loyalty.

Embark on a quest to rehome virtual dogs from Asia to Europe, all while dealing with friends who have sudden changes of heart and claim to be the dog’s “soulmate.” Will you be able to prove you can provide a stable virtual home for these precious pets, or will you fall victim to the whims of your deceitful friends?

But beware, for the drama never ends on our server! You never know when a friend might swoop in and try to cajole you into transferring ownership of your virtual pets. Will you stand your ground and assert your dominance, or will you be manipulated into giving up your beloved virtual companions?

Join us now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous twists, and unexpected turns. Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive the chaos of our Minecraft server. Are you up for the challenge?

CreepyCraft SMP: Spooky Stories!

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, creepycraft, Experience, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, Horror, Nightmare, Panic, petrifying, Phobia, Scary, smp, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., spooky, Stories, Terrifying

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	994608
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the scariest adventure of your life! We have haunted mansions filled with ghostly mobs, cursed treasure hunts that will make your hair stand on end, and a secret underground dungeon where the walls literally whisper your name. Don’t miss out on the chance to test your bravery and see if you have what it takes to survive the spookiest server around!

CraftyKidzBelievedCrazyStuff

childhood adventures, childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, childhood whimsy, childhood wonders, CraftyKidzBelievedCrazyStuff, funny stories, imaginative minds, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9020
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a candy land full of diamond-encrusted unicorns? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored creepers and battle evil witches with enchanted lollipops. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your childhood fantasies in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

UkraineCraft Server: No NATO-Russia Clash!

Baltic Sea region, Baltic states, clash, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, Estonian defense minister, european union, exclusive interview, foreign policy, international relations, military defense, nato, NATORussia, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Victory

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

lol, u ever been on a minecraft server where ukraine’s victory can stop a NATO-Russia fight? well, come join us for the craziest battles and epic adventures! our Estonian defense minister is here to guide u through the chaos and make sure u come out on top. build ur own army, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss on this insane server. join now for the most epic minecraft experience of ur life!

PicassoCraft: Basement Treasure – $6.6M!

$6.6 Million, 6.6M, Antiques, art, Auction, basement, Collectibles, discovery, found, hidden, History, Investment, investment opportunity, Junk Dealer, Lost Picasso, Masterpiece, Painting, PicassoCraft, rare, Treasure, valuable, wealth

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

OMG u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we found a lost picasso in a basement and now it’s worth $6.6 million!!! like, who even knew picasso played minecraft, amirite? come join us and maybe u’ll find ur own priceless art in a cave or something. we’re basically like the antiques roadshow of minecraft servers, but with more explosions and less old people. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and become a minecraft millionaire!

StageCrafters: Gen Z Drama Co.

attention seeking, Boundaries, breaking the 4th wall, Celebrity, Drama, Fame, Gen, gen z, internet culture, media exposure, online harassment, parasocial relationships, performance art, Performers, privacy invasion, psychological effects, public scrutiny, social media, stage presence, StageCrafters, swatting, throwing stuff, toxic chats

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we push boundaries like nobody’s business. we be throwing stuff, getting all up in them parasocial relationships, and having toxic chats like it’s our job. we even got swatting on the menu, cuz why not live life on the edge, amirite?

if you wanna break the 4th wall and live life like you’re constantly on stage, then this is the place for you. come join the madness and see just how far you can push the limits. who knows, you might even become a legend in the world of minecraft. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get wild together!