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Zombie Pigmen’s Rave Party: Explaining the Appeal of This Creature

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3145
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic mobs like zombies and creepers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic creature you’ve ever seen on our server – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! This majestic beast roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. But beware, if you dare to challenge it, you better come prepared with a rainbow sword and unicorn armor because this creature is no joke!

Join our server now to embark on a quest to befriend the Rainbow Llama Unicorn and gain its magical powers. Rumor has it that if you can ride it into battle, you’ll be unstoppable! Plus, we have exclusive rainbow-themed building blocks and weapons that you won’t find anywhere else. So why settle for boring old pigs and cows when you can have a Rainbow Llama Unicorn as your loyal companion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures on our server. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the awesomeness of the Rainbow Llama Unicorn!

Git Gud or Go Home: The Thirdies Edition

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of playing on servers where thirdies are constantly getting wrecked by firsties and secondies? Look no further, because on our server, thirdies are the ultimate powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that turns them into indestructible tanks, and they can even summon a herd of killer bunnies to protect them at all times. Join now and show those firsties and secondies who’s boss!

Blocky Booty Bouncers

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2159	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2359
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are the rulers and men are the ones doing all the hard work! Forget about gender equality, here women have it all easy while men toil away in the mines like peasants.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the roles are reversed and women are the ones calling the shots. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself becoming an incel because of how unfair it is for women to have it so easy on our server.

So come on, join us and see what it’s like to live in a world where women work if this shit didn’t exist, and men are the ones stuck doing all the demeaning jobs. It’s a crazy ride that you won’t want to miss!

Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6016
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Polish PartyCraft: Where every day is a celebration! 🎉

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1028 years ago when Poland was first created! Play as Duke Mieszko the 1st and baptize all the pagans in sight with your trusty water bucket. Explore the ancient lands of Polans and build your own kingdom from scratch, just like Mieszko did! But beware, there may be some pesky creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your historical reenactment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure through time on our server!

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
New Chunks Explored:	96820	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5190
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

AwkwardCraft: Where being socially stunted is just another block in the game!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of being socially stunted like a wilting cactus in the desert? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your homeschooling woes as you embark on a wild adventure filled with virtual friends and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where you can finally break free from the shackles of your homeschooling past and unleash your inner social butterfly. No more “boohoo get over it” from your mom, just pure unadulterated fun and laughter as you build, explore, and conquer in our crazy Minecraft universe.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the healing power of pixelated friendships wash over you like a soothing balm for your socially stunted soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Char-mingCraft: Where Your Pixelated Characters Rule the World!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have taken over the virtual world with their mad coding skills. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build the most insane structures and pull off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the art of stealth and combat. Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the feathers out of them – it’s all possible on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because fame and fortune await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to llamas, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

GF vs. Porn Minecraft Server – Build your way to victory!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Crops Grown:	6553
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being caught red-handed by your girlfriend while watching porn? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and learn how to cum multiple times without her suspecting a thing! Our virtual world is filled with secret techniques and strategies to keep your porn addiction under wraps. Plus, you can build a fortress to hide all your dirty little secrets. Don’t give up on your guilty pleasure, join us now and become a master of deception!