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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8991 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 2539 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this place. first off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and gold ingots. u can only access it if u defeat the evil Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken. yep, u heard me right, a rubber chicken.
also, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will descend from the sky and drop rare enchanted items for u to collect. but be careful, cuz the pigs are actually shape-shifting aliens in disguise.
oh, and did i mention that we have a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best jokes in the land? he’s a real comedian, that one.
so, come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.
