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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3960 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!