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Blocky Battle Royale: The War Never Ends

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	232
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war never ends and chaos reigns supreme! Join us at KHOMANIAC for an infernal experience that will leave you dying of laughter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player dared to challenge the mighty Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. And you know what happened? The dragon choked on the carrot and the player became the new ruler of the Nether!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine a giant creeper made entirely out of diamond blocks facing off against a giant chicken armed with a lava bucket. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join KHOMANIAC today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, the war is eternal, the outcome infernal, so die laughing with us!

Minecraft Meme Team: ‘/brit/’

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	352	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with dank memes and epic loot.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for this player was armed with a diamond sword and a shield made of obsidian. After a fierce battle, the llamas surrendered and offered up their emerald treasures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for beatboxing and challenging players to dance battles. Can you out-dance the dragon and claim the title of Dance Champion of the End?

So come join us on our server for a lit time filled with memes, treasures, and epic adventures. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

LOLZCRAFT: The ‘SOUND’ Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to …the retreat! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because …the retreat is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is filled with EPIC quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the tunes of Justin Creeper and Llama Gaga. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join …the retreat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub hidden deep within our server.

Blocktopia: Where Creeper Explosions Are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with UNLIMITED diamonds, FLYING pigs, and even a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a DISCO PARTY!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to defeat it. And if you manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a REAL-LIFE diamond sword that can chop down trees with just one swing!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click on the link above and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88
Potions Brewed:	158	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Villages Defended:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can witness fitness sluts with huge asses and tight waists working out in scrunch leggings! Join now to see all the BOOTYFUL action and maybe even catch a glimpse of some scandalous squats! Who needs real life when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world?

TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	192	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Alien Abductions:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

Blocky Googleplex

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Towns Built:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mines Excavated:	2780
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!