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AirbnbBlunderCraft

Airbnb, AirbnbBlunderCraft, aita, Android phone, ASK, caribbean, Circumstances, cover, family, Fourth of July, Girlfriend, Group Chat, Hurricane Beryl, iPhone, Pay, Share, Situation, Stuck, Upset, vacation, West Jet strike

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a hurricane in the Caribbean? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! Just like this guy stuck in the Caribbean, you’ll be stuck in our server for hours of non-stop fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of asking your girlfriend’s family to cover your share of the Airbnb bill because you got stranded by a West Jet strike and a hurricane named Beryl. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server?

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through group chats, iPhones vs. Android drama, and unexpected expenses. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend who will ask her sisters to cover your virtual bills too!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our Minecraft world of chaos and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyHub Minecraft Server

addiction, adult entertainment, BlockyHub, communication skills, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, fantasy vs reality, Guilt, Intimacy, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, pornography, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self-control, Server, sexual behavior, sexual satisfaction, shame, societal impact

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	82	Animals Bred:	141
Players Killed by Monsters:	5931	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures that will make watching porn seem like child’s play. From battling dragons with dildos to building giant phallic-shaped structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

House Arrest Challenge: $10k Staycation!

10k, arrest, challenge, House, staycation

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Zombie Dances:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to stay in a virtual house for an entire week without stepping one foot outside… for the chance to win $10k!

But beware, the house is haunted by creepy mobs and mischievous players who will try to distract you with their shenanigans. Will you be able to resist the temptation to leave and claim your prize?

Imagine spending your week holed up in a pixelated mansion, surviving on virtual food and trying to outsmart your fellow players. Will you build a fortress to protect yourself or will you try to form alliances to survive the week?

Join our server now and test your virtual survival skills in the ultimate challenge of staying indoors for cash! Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret passages along the way. Good luck!

BlinkCraft: Lost in Blocks

BlinkCraft, blinken, blocks, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, Lost, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, north, regional stability, Secretary of State, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, united states

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! You won’t believe the shenanigans happenin’ here, like when a chicken rode a zombie pigman into battle against a pack of skeletons! And don’t even get me started on the epic castle wars that go down every Saturday night – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft on steroids! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is lit AF!

Tomaranai’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	154
Enchantments Applied:	221	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who could breakdance like nobody’s business. And that’s just a taste of the crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, a haunted mansion where you can play pranks on unsuspecting players, and a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BanEvader Minecraft Server

BanEvader, Bans, Coke, controversy, evading, evading bans, free, getting paid, Hot Pockets, internet, Janny, Minecraft, Mystery, online behavior, payment, Reposting, Server, shame, SneedThread, trolling, unethical behavior, unknown

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Buildings Constructed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	4624
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, bans are just a myth like Bigfoot or aliens! We have a Janny who will never catch you reposting SneedThread because he’s too busy eating Hot Pockets and drinking Coke. And the best part? He does it all for free! So come join our server where the only thing getting banned is boring gameplay.

LivingRoomLonerNoMore

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, consideration, Couch, Frustration, husband, inconsiderate, living room, LivingRoomLonerNoMore, noise pollution, quality time, relationship, sectional, sleeping habits, Snoring, TV, Understanding, video games

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of your husband turning your living room into a snore fest every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the noisy snores of reality! On our server, you can build a fortress of pillows to block out the snoring sounds or create a potion that makes snoring disappear completely.

Imagine a world where you can game in peace without the interruption of loud snores. Our server offers a safe haven for all those who are tired of being woken up by their partner’s nighttime symphonies. Join us now and say goodbye to snore-induced rage!

RespectlessCraft Minecraft Server

arrogance, BETRAYAL, deceitful actions, dishonesty, disloyalty, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Hypocrisy, Incompetence, insincerity, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, laziness, Losing respect, Manipulation, Minecraft, RespectlessCraft, rudeness, Selfishness, Server, unprofessionalism

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7591
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

If you don’t join our Minecraft server, you’ll lose respect faster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are doing the Macarena to get in. Don’t be a square, join us and become part of the most epic block party in the virtual world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to glory!

SmellCraft LoveFunk

alluring whiff, appealing fragrance, captivating odor, charming aroma, delightful funk, enchanting funk, enjoyable stink, enticing smell, fascinating scent, favorite scent, intriguing smell, love, LoveFunk, odd odor, peculiar fragrance, pleasant stench, quirky aroma, SmellCraft, strange scent, unique fragrance, unusual aroma, weird smell

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Doritos and sadness? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies mixed with unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, unicorn farts. Join our server for a magical experience unlike any other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their superior egg-laying abilities. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats. Can you outsmart these dapper camelids and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for the unicorn farts!

LeftLaneLunatics

country traditions, Cultural differences, cultural norms, driving habits, driving practices, hallway culture, hallway etiquette, hallway rules, left side driving, left side walking, LeftLaneLunatics, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian customs, pedestrian rules, road customs, road regulations, road rules, road safety, societal habits, traffic laws, transportation customs

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mines Excavated:	4419
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where we drive on the left side of the road AND walk on the left side of the hallway! it’s a whole new level of chaos, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)