SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

Assertiveness, bae, Boundaries, BrokeCraft, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional manipulation, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, frugal spending, healthy boundaries, mental health support, money management, mutual support, personal finances, relationship dynamics, self worth, self-care, setting priorities., SHROOMS

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Ores Mined:	8571	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

JokesterMC SMP

amusement, Chuckle, comedian, comedy, Entertainment, favorite joke, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jest, joke of the day, JokesterMC, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, Quip, smp, stand up, Witty

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

CreeperCrisis

aggravation, annoyance, bad day, CreeperCrisis, DiSRuPtiON, disturbance, exasperation, Frustration, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, minor issue, mishap, Nuisance, ruin, setback, small thing, Trouble, unexpected problem, vexation

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1499
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

Accountability, Attacks, chief, Condemnation, Conflict, international law, investigation, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, resolution, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, UN, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon, violence, war crime, warzone

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

KimPutinCraft

Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategies, global affairs, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimPutinCraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, political alliances, putin, russia, strategic partnerships, summit, summit meetings, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Animals Bred:	94	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Alien Panic Attack Server

Alien, alien encounters, alien footage, alien invasion, Attack, conspiracy theories, extraterrestrial evidence, fear of the unknown, future events, global panic, internet hysteria, internet leaks, internet phenomena, mass hysteria, mass panic, mental health, Panic, panic attacks, psychological effects, psychological trauma, Server, social media frenzy, Trauma, viral videos

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

Sync SMP

bedrock, building, Buy, competitive fun, Cross-Play, Economy, Economy System, fortune, java, minecraft adventure, PvP, PvP arenas, Raiding, seamless cross-platform play, Sell, Survival, Survival multiplayer, Sync SMP, Trade, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla smp

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

Key Features:

– PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

syncsmp.xyz:25637

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

401k, Adventures, Auctionhouse, commands, creativity, CREEPERS, Enchantments, Features, join messages, lagoon, Land claiming, Leaderboards, marketplace, ORGANIZED, Plan, Qol, Ranks, rules, sail, Skills, smp, Staff, Stormy, Survival, Voting, Warps

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/paper-pinwheel/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	Join our Discord server
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	Follow us on Tiktok

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

Apricot, Crafty, froot, geega, hajime, haruka, henya, Hime, Ironmouse, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, projektmelody, Server, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	151	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

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