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CraftyCarCaper

arrest, CraftyCarCaper, criminal record, Cut off, Edibles, Friend, HIGH, inner city, License, motor vehicle theft, Police, prison time, Property, REPORTED, Respect, ruined life, stolen car, suburbs, Thc, theft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Magic Items Found:	8893
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend stealing my car while I was high on edibles? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning reality. We promise not to steal your virtual car, but we can’t guarantee that your friends won’t try to grief your build while you’re not looking. With insane stories like this happening in real life, just imagine the chaos that awaits you in our virtual world. So come join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

PetPals SMP: Best Pet Memories

animal companionship, beloved pet, best memory, Cherished moments, furry friend, happy memories, heartwarming memories, loving pet memories, Memories, pet, Pet Companions, pet love, pet memories, pet nostalgia, pet owner, pet relationships, pet stories, PetPals, Pets, smp, special moments, treasured memories, unforgettable bond

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP and create even more epic memories with your virtual pets! Our server is filled with magical creatures that you can tame and ride into battle against other players. Imagine riding a giant chicken into a PvP match and squawking your way to victory! Plus, our pet grooming station allows you to give your pets stylish makeovers, from rainbow fur to diamond-studded collars. So come join us and make memories that will have you laughing for days!

PixelatedRevolution

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, cryptocurrency, digital payments, e commerce, electric vehicles, gene editing, online shopping, personalized medicine, PixelatedRevolution, remote work, renewable energy, self driving cars, Smart Home Devices, smartphones, social media, streaming, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Crops Grown:	8641	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Imagine a world where you could join a Minecraft server that is so epic, it would make your 10-year-ago self’s head explode! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined this server and found a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below.

But that’s not all! This server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. You haven’t lived until you’ve partied with the undead.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and experience the unimaginable! Your 10-year-ago self would never believe it, but here you are, living the dream.

PastorPimpSenatorPHL

abuse of power, controversial figure, Corruption, criminal charges, detained, Exploitation, human trafficking, international news, Justice, legal issues, Pastor, PastorPimpSenatorPHL, Philippines, political ambitions, Politics, public office, religious leader, scandal, senatorial elections, sex trafficking, US

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server run by a pastor who got caught for sex trafficking in the US but now he’s like running for senator in the Philippines? yeah, that’s the kind of wild ride you can expect on our server! join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, from building epic structures to uncovering scandalous secrets. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of the blocky world! come join us and see where the madness takes you!

JujutsuCraft: Where you can punch your friends and cast spells while arguing over who gets the last diamond

Addon, Arguing, base raiding, Buffs, building contests, cast, Community, cursed energy, cursed technique, Debuffs, Diamond, Domain, Duels, Friends, Fusion, Infusion, Items, jujutsucraft, Minecraft, Punch, Rebirth system, roleplay events, Server, smp, Spells, Suggestions, Techniques, traits systems, Updates, Upgrade, Vessel system

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Custom addon updates
	Cursed Energy and Cursed Technique infusion
	Vessel system
	Traits systems
	Rebirth system
	RolePlay events
	Building contests

FAQ

Q: What is the theme of the Minecraft server?

A: The server is based on the Jujutsu Kaisen World.

Q: What updates are the owners and admins working on?

A: They are coding a custom addon for updates and custom suggestions from players, such as Cursed Energy and Cursed Technique infusion into items, Vessel system for fusing techniques, Traits system for buffs/debuffs, and Rebirth system for domain upgrades.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: RolePlay events including faction pvp, duels, and base raiding, as well as building contests and educational events on the modpack.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Feel free to join and ask questions on their Discord server: https://discord.gg/68ZkghPTyV

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#53, Anime, Asexuality, Attention, baby-faced, blocky, cope, despise, Dominant, fag, foids, Fujoshits, Fun, Interest, male privilege, meme roleplay, Minecraft, porn addicts, relationship, SECURITY, Server, small bone structure, sperm bank, walk a line

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Divine Spears Created:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	New Chunks Explored:	804454
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Bocchi si C++ Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Bocchi, c#, Cobol, coding, Common Lisp, computer science, Development, Engineering, IT, JavaScript, KITA, Languages, Minecraft, Nijika, programming, Ryo, scripting, smp, Software Development, Syntax, Technology

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

NoSpeakerPhoneLDR

awkward, basic etiquette, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, DISRESPECTFUL, family, ignoring, irrational, LDR, long-distance relationship, NoSpeakerPhoneLDR, phone calls, phone etiquette, privacy, relationships, Speakerphone, text messages, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401
Love Letters Sent:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t be put on speakerphone during your virtual dates! No more awkward conversations with your partner’s family while you’re just trying to have a private chat. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your phone etiquette woes, our community is here to support you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom to text with multiple times a week! Join now and say goodbye to speakerphone drama!

NostalgicCraft SMP

bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, longing, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgic feelings, nostalgic memories, nostalgic moments, nostalgic thoughts, NostalgicCraft, past, reminiscent, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, sentimental memories, sentimental moments, smp, wistful

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Potions Brewed:	59	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Buildings Constructed:	37	Votes:	3254
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Emeralds Found:	6027
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Runes Activated:	7

Remember that time you accidentally punched a creeper into your friend’s house and blew it up? Or when you tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up plummeting to your doom instead? Join our Minecraft SMP for a trip down memory lane filled with chaos, laughter, and epic fails! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, our server is the perfect place to relive those moments that always make you nostalgic. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable memories!

DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

BETRAYAL, breakup advice, breakup recovery, breakup stories, breakup support, breakup survival, broken heart, coping with breakup, creeper, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, Edition, emotional pain, getting over ex, Healing Process, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, moving on, painful breakup, relationship ending, relationship problems, worst breakup

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!