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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 651 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3144 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.