BlockyBanter: Where even the creepers can’t resist a good laugh

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Star Shards Collected:	204
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules like a bunch of sheep? Well, look no further because our server is a total free-for-all! We encourage players to drop their pictures, break all the rules, and cause chaos like never before. Our Mods are too busy laughing at the madness to actually help, so you’re on your own! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and unforgettable moments. Just remember, anything goes on our server – including breaking all the rules!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchantments Applied:	129	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Zombies Smell Bad Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Star Shards Collected:	85	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Void Gems Collected:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Zombie Dances:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Void Gems Collected:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Chimeras Created:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magic Items Found:	2419	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Star Shards Collected:	68
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mines Excavated:	4604
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

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