USA Assassin’s – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyMoidz Minecraft Server

Abuse, assault, consent, CraftyMoidz, criminal behavior, Gaslighting, gender inequality, Manipulation, METOO, Minecraft, Misogyny, Moids, molesting, patriarchal society, power dynamics, rape culture, Server, sexual harassment, sexual violence, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where you can ride pigs and race against each other in epic pig races. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds every hour. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “molesting moids” – mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that one player even wished for an infinite supply of diamond armor and it actually came true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

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BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, general, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Minecraft, News, PVs, Recruitment Event, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Ultimate

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to battle ShiroKuro in an epic showdown where you must wear heavy armor indoors because…why not? And if that’s not crazy enough for you, how about facing The Fury of Set in a field while wearing light armor? It’s like a fashion show meets a battle royale!

But wait, there’s more! We have special limited characters like Ako in a dress and Makoto who are ready to join your team. And let’s not forget about Ibuki, the one-star welfare character who will steal your heart with her adorable antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade. And don’t miss out on our 100-Free Recruitment Event where you can recruit new members for your team without spending a single diamond!

With crazy content like Grand Assaults and 2x Account XP events, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on in and let the madness begin!

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CousinCraft: Fire Rescue Fiasco

anger, Conflict, cousin, CousinCraft, denial, Divorce, EMBARRASSING, emergency, family, Fiasco, Fire, fumes, House, Move, negligence, Prevention, reaction, rescue, Safety, smoke, Stove, tamales, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any fire-related emergencies like the one in this wild story! Join us for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only fires you’ll see are the ones you intentionally create to cook your virtual food.

Our server is fire-proof and cousin-proof, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual house won’t burn down while you’re out mining for diamonds. Plus, we have a strict no-towel-on-the-stove policy to ensure that everyone stays safe and sound.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a thriving community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items and goodies.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build, explore, and survive in a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join us today and leave the real-life craziness behind!

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BlockAddicts Minecraft Server

BlockAddicts, can’t abandon, can’t do without, can’t let go, can’t live without, can’t part with, can’t resist, crucial items, essential belongings, essential commodities, essential items, indispensable objects, indispensable things, irreplaceable things, Minecraft, must haves, must-have possessions, must-keeps, necessary items, non-negotiables, Server, something you can’t give up, vital possessions

What is something you can’t give up? If your answer is Minecraft, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined. Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of talking sheep who will guide you through a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a professional cheese thief. But beware, there are also mischievous creepers who love to photobomb your selfies and steal your favorite pickaxe. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

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NoFameForThem

Backlash, Celebrity, controversial, criticism, Fame, famous person, media attention, NoFameForThem, not worthy, overexposed, overhyped, Overrated, public figure, scrutiny, spotlight, Underappreciated, underwhelming, undeserved recognition, undeserving, unearned

Join our Minecraft server and find out which famous person doesn’t deserve all the fame! We have a special mini-game where you can battle it out with other players to decide once and for all who is the most overrated celebrity. Will it be Justin Bieber or Kim Kardashian? Only the blocks will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless feathered fighters who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them and take on the evil Sheep Mafia in an epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about fame and fortune. Plus, we have free cake. Lots and lots of cake.

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FruitNinjaCraft

CASUALTIES, deadly fruit, Food Safety, foreign occupation, FruitNinjaCraft, investigation, kills, Military, military base, mysterious deaths, occupied Mariupol, Poisoned fruit, Poisoning, Russian soldiers, soldiers, toxic food, toxic substances, Tragedy, tragic incident, ukraine conflict, WARFARE

hey u, yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well, do i have a server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can battle russian soldiers in mariupol with poisoned fruit! yes, u heard me right, poisoned fruit! watch as those soldiers drop like flies while u laugh maniacally. but that’s not all, oh no. we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make ur heart race. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

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SonOfABlock

animal, Bark, canine, dog behavior, dog breed, dog care, Dog lover, dog owner, dog parent, dog training, doggy, doggy daycare, doggy style, four-legged friend, loyal companion., male dog, man’s best friend, pet, puppy, son of a bitch, SonOfABlock

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

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DxD Highschool Minecraft Server

Akeno Himejima, Angels, Anime, Asia Argento, Demons, DxD, ecchi, fanservice, FANTASY, harem, high school, Highschool, highschool dxd, Irina Shidou, Issei Hyoudou, japanese animation, Koneko Toujou, light novel adaptation, Minecraft, Rias Gremory, Server, sexy girls, Supernatural, Xenovia Quarta

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is home to the two hottest DxD girls in all of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to meet these pixelated babes and embark on wild quests and adventures with them by your side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the depths of our server’s secret dungeon, where legendary treasures and powerful artifacts await. But beware, for the dungeon is guarded by a fierce dragon who only speaks in Shakespearean insults.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor.

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WebDev2024’s Minecraft Server

2024.., Analysis, Average, career, coding, Development, Digital, discussion, Future, Industry, innovation, Job, Minecraft, predictions, programming, Server, Skills, software, Technology, Thoughts, trends, web developer, WebDev2024s

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a web developer stumbled upon our server and was so blown away by the amazing builds and crazy adventures that they literally transformed into a Minecraft character in real life! That’s right, they now walk around with a pickaxe and a diamond helmet, coding websites like a boss in the virtual world. If you want to experience the same level of mind-blowing awesomeness, then join our server today and who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft legend too!

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WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild

body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shaming, family dynamics, PCOS, photo editing, self esteem, sibling relationships, Venmo request, Wedding, wedding costs, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guests, wedding party dynamics, wedding photography, WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild, weight struggles

Are you tired of being photoshopped out of family photos because you’re not tall, thin, and blonde like everyone else? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all shapes, sizes, and colors – even watermelon-sized tumor survivors! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you can be yourself without fear of being edited out. Plus, our server is so epic that even triathlon champions want to join – they can’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. So come on over and let your jowls hang loose, we promise not to edit them out!

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