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CraftyZelenskyy76

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Love Letters Sent:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, y’all. we got more fun than a barrel of creepers, i tell ya. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell ya a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.

and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.

The Bagel Bandits – Minecraft SMP #6969

4koma, Bagel, Balancing Schale’s Books, bandits, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, field, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, hovercraft, lessons, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nonomi, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Serika, Shiroko., shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Urban Torment, Wakamo

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	53
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds instead of exploding. That’s just a taste of the wackiness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground club where players can trade rare items and tell ghost stories by the campfire. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond swords. The possibilities are endless!

Venting Vibe Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Animals Bred:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t discriminate here, we just lump everyone into groups and summarily vilify them for the fun of it! It’s like a virtual game of “Guess Who’s the Faggot Brain” but with blocks and creepers. Join us if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laugh until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend among the chaos. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let the insanity begin!

Archiving And Donating Minecraft SMP – Computer Resources General

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	3736	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

🌟🔥 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! 🌟🔥

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a pack of zombie pigmen on a rampage. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it, he’s tired of being the bad guy and just wants to chill in our cool builds.

2. We have more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Seriously, our mines are so rich, even Herobrine is jealous.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. We’re talking epic duels that make the Nether look like a walk in the park. Join us if you want to test your skills against the best of the best.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just make sure to change your password, because we’re so popular even the Internet Archive wants a piece of the action. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

KSkyBlock

Auctions, Chat, classic, co-op, DailyQuests, Economy, Friendly, frugal, ItemReforges, Makefriends, MCMMO, Notpaytowin, NPCShops, Playerbase, Playershops, qualityoflife, Rich, Skyblock, Storyline, Survival, Thankyou, Trading

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

-= Welcome To KSkyBlock =- Made By KaroDom and Cheezez64 KSkyBlock is a Frugal Economy SkyBlock Server Enjoy our server with a thriving player base of friendly people. Chat, Make Friends, Start CO-OP’s and Become Rich! Enjoy The Depth of Classic SkyBlock With an Economy to Complement! With Plenty of Fun Features Such as Item Reforges, Player Shops, Auctions, Trading, NPC Shops, Daily Quests, A Story Line (Coming Soon), and Much More! PROUDLY NOT PAY TO WIN Rest Easy Playing On Our Server, Knowing You Wont Have To Shill Hundreds To Keep Up! NO PAID GAMBLING , RANKS ONLY HAVE QOL IMPROVEMENTS. Sincerely Thank You For Considering Playing Our Server. It Means The World. – KaroDom + Cheezez64

MC.KSkyBlock.Net

Sunshine State Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crops Grown:	9412	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Welcome to the Florida thread! This Minecraft server is hotter than a gator sunbathing on a beach. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is located in the middle of a swamp, where you can ride on giant mosquitoes and battle it out with swamp monsters for loot. 2. Our PvP arena is a replica of Disney World, complete with roller coasters and Mickey Mouse mobs that drop enchanted ears. 3. We have a secret underwater base where you can swim with dolphins and steal treasure from sunken pirate ships. 4. Our staff team consists of actual Florida Man headlines, so you never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next. 5. We have a custom plugin that turns all creepers into Florida Man, who will chase you around with a live alligator strapped to his back.

So come on down to the Florida thread and experience the wildest Minecraft server this side of the Everglades!

Why Does Joe Rogan Have More Subscribers Than Kyle Kulinski When Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6547
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic battle between Joe Rogan and Kyle Kulinski as they fight for subscribers in a virtual world! Will Kyle’s height give him the advantage, or will Joe’s podcasting skills reign supreme? Find out by joining our server and witnessing the chaos unfold as these two internet giants duke it out in pixelated glory. Plus, rumor has it that Elon Musk will be making a guest appearance to drop some wisdom bombs and maybe even launch a rocket or two. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun – join now and be a part of the madness!

starr verse

#exciting, Adventure, Battles, Community, Competitions, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, FANTASY, leaderboard, LifeSteal, Magic, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you ready for a New Gaming experience like no other? Look no further—STARVERSEMc is here! Lifesteal Mode – Battle your way to victory and steal the life from your enemies! Every fight could mean the difference between survival and defeat. Will you rise to the top… or be left in the dust? Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a new adventurer, STAR VERSEMc offers an exciting, fresh environment for all players! Join today to build, fight, and conquer your way to glory. Join NOW and experience Minecraft like never before!

Server IP: play.starrverse.fun:19190

The adventure awaits—what are you waiting for? Log in NOW and claim your spot at the top of the leaderboard!

Let the games begin!

play.starrverse.fun:19190

botocraft network

BotoCraft Network, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, daily missions, Daily Rewards, Economy, Events, minecraft server, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Potions Brewed:	30

BotoCraft Network, a server with a very interesting survival, with daily missions, custom enchantments, daily rewards, events, and much more. Don’t wait any longer and join this epic experience.

5.161.64.122:10219

Excusable Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our magical world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon!

But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours, a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, and a treasure hunt where the prize is a pet creeper who tells knock-knock jokes!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Minecraft SMP – Gacha Slutposting Thread

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take gacha slutposting to a whole new level! Join us if you want to build a world filled with sexy gacha girls from F/GO, Blue Archive, Genshin Impact, and more.

We don’t just lurk around waiting for a slut to show up, we create lewd scenarios, share pictures, and have a blast with our virtual vixens. And hey, interracial is totally cool here, but let’s keep it classy and leave raceplay out of the picture.

Ignore the schizos, they’re just jealous of our gacha goddesses. So come on in, build your dream world, and let’s get wild with our waifus! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your perfect pixelated partner in crime. Join us now and let the gacha madness begin!