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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 1836 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4774 |
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.