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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 1560 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a giant chicken into battle.
oh, and get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks. true story, bro.
if you join this server, you’ll be, like, best friends with a talking llama who gives out free diamonds every Tuesday. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
so, like, forget about negotiating with Trump or whatever, come join our server and live your best minecraft life. it’s, like, totally rational, intelligent, and honorable.
