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Jizz to Rizz Crafting Co.

confusion, Crafting, ejaculation, funny, humor, internet, internet culture, jizz, meme, online trend, question.., RIZZ, Slang, slang term, social media, Sperm, transformation, trend, urban dictionary, viral, viral meme

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of your jizz just sitting there, doing nothing? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that turns your jizz into rizz! That’s right, you can use your jizz as currency to buy all sorts of crazy items and power-ups. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you’re rich in rizz!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Jizz Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of rizz beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the Jizz Dragon and claim your riches?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew jizz could be so valuable?

BestThingAboutYouMC_SMP

best, BestThingAboutYouMC_SMP, personal growth, positive attitude, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, Strengths, unique qualities

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Like, bro, do you even Minecraft? If you’re not on this server, you’re basically living under a rock. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert, and more drama than a Real Housewives reunion.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage out of cobblestone, or if you want to ride pigs off cliffs like a true daredevil. We’ve even got a secret underground club where we host dance parties with skeletons and zombies.

So if you’re ready to join the craziest, most chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there, then buckle up buttercup and get ready for the ride of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of absolute madness, where the only rule is to have fun or get out. So, what’s the BEST thing about you? Come show us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🎉🐷🔥💎🕺 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrRegretItForever #NicolasCageStatueGoals

BlockbusterWorld

Adventure, Alternate Reality, BlockbusterWorld, book world, creativity, dream world, escapism, FANTASY, favorite world, fictional characters, fictional world, game world, ideal world, imagination, immersive experience, interactive world, magical world, movie world, storytelling, virtual reality, wish fulfillment

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Buildings Constructed:	42
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

If you’ve ever dreamed of living in a world where pigs fly, zombies drop diamonds, and creepers are actually just misunderstood green blobs looking for a hug, then boy do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself transported into a land where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion, where building a house out of giant mushrooms is totally normal, and where riding a pig into battle is not only encouraged but highly recommended.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually just a big softie once you get to know him. He loves nothing more than a good game of Minecraft bingo and a round of karaoke at the local village pub.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around). Trust us, you won’t want to leave this wacky world of wonder and whimsy!

EU Council Minecraft Server: Warsaw Security & Sabotages

Council, Disinformation, election meddling, EU Council, Europe, European Commission, European Council, European diplomacy, european integration, european parliament, european union, Hungary, hybrid warfare, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, Poland-Belarus border, Politics, Presidency, sabotages, SECURITY, Server, Warsaw

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	324
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

LOL come join dis Minecraft server, we got more drama den Hungary and Belarus combined! Poland is da new sheriff in town, kickin’ off da EU Council wit a bang! Our slogan is “Security, Europe” cuz we keep it safe from dem creepers and griefers.

We takin’ on “hybrid warfare” like pros, ain’t no tensions on our Poland-Belarus border gonna stop us! We fightin’ off disinformation like it’s a swarm of zombies, and ain’t no election meddling gonna mess wit us!

So come on, join da fun and chaos on dis server, where every day is a new adventure! Just watch out for dem sabotages, they’ll get ya when you least expect it! Let’s show dem other servers who’s boss!

LuhanskLocalsGoneWild

Accountability, atrocities, brutality, Civilian, Conflict, executions, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, Luhansk region, LuhanskLocalsGoneWild, military orders, OFFICER, Russian, testimony, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, Witnesses

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

hey u, yea u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well, have i got the server for u! imagine a world where russian officers are ordering civilian executions in the luhansk region… but in minecraft! join our server and help save the locals by building epic fortresses and battling evil mobs. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s show those russian officers who’s boss!

2025 Crafty Land

2025, BELIEF, Crafty, doubt, Evidence, Existence, Future, Land, metaphysics, Perception, philosophy, physical proof, PRESENT, progress, Reality, skepticism, speculation, Technology, Time, uncertainty, validation, year

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got time travel shenanigans happening up in here. like, we legit don’t even know if it’s 2025 or not. we might be in the future or the past or some alternate universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and see for yourself. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the skeletons drop sick beats and the zombies breakdance. yolo, amirite? so come on over and let’s get this party started!

Ottoman Kids Club

19th century, child abuse, child advocacy, child labor, Child protection, child rights, children, club, education, Exploitation, historical research, History, Humanitarian efforts, Kids, marginalized communities, OTTOMAN, ottoman empire, Ottoman society, POVERTY, social reform, social welfare, vulnerable positions, working conditions

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	225	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire like the ottoman empire but without all the boring stuff like wars and stuff. instead, u can ride on magical unicorns and fight zombie chickens with ur diamond sword.

we have a secret dungeon where u can find the lost treasure of the ottoman sultans, but be careful, there are evil villagers guarding it with their pet creepers.

if u join now, u can also participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and become the ruler of ur own ottoman empire in minecraft land!

Classic Prison

{Bedrock IP}, activities, airdrops, B Ward, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Fishing, Guards, Koth, No Custom Enchantments, non-op, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, WarZone events

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: Fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes.

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage. Quests: NPCs help players progress faster. Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops. Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward. Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge. So Much More: Check out the server to see more.

For More Information

Website: https://dnmc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of progression system does the server have?	The server features a non-OP, grind-based progression system.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, players can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
What kind of cosmetics are available on the server?	There are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes for players to enjoy.

Enchanted Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, anyone, Archive, collection, DELETED, Enchanted, erased, erome, Find, Forgotten, Help, INFORMATION, Lost, missing, Mystery, name.., Realm, Request, SEARCHING, set, Share, unknown, VANISHED

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Alien Abductions:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff.

We got deleted content from erome, like, who even knows what that is but it sounds cool, right?

Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and probably getting lost in a pixelated world.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and see what all the hype is about.

Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server, especially if it’s from erome.

FireworkFilmerMC SMP

capturing moments, celebration, Curiosity, digital age, Entertainment, Experience, Filming, FireworkFilmerMC, fireworks, fireworks display, Memories, Nostalgia, personal archive, PHONES, recording, sharing, Smartphone, smp, social media, Technology, tradition, Video

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8662

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even?! And there’s a rumor that if you find the golden potato hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats, and a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of exploding.

And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks that happen on the server. One time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with potatoes and everyone was like “WHAT?!” It was hilarious.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you there, fellow blockheads! #PotatoPower

RegretCraft2029

#sustainability, cautionary tale, CHANGE, consequences, consumerism, disposable culture, environmental impact, fast fashion, Future, hindsight, instant gratification, mindfulness, modern trends, progress, Reflection, RegretCraft2029, regrets, short-term thinking, social media, society, Technology

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Void Armor Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that all look the same? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes, build houses out of giant floating marshmallows, and battle evil llamas in diamond armor.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to.

So, if you want to be a part of the most insane Minecraft community ever and have stories to tell your grandkids about, then join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud who doesn’t like fun.