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Jizz to Rizz Crafting Co.

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Falling into the Void:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3240
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of your jizz just sitting there, doing nothing? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that turns your jizz into rizz! That’s right, you can use your jizz as currency to buy all sorts of crazy items and power-ups. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you’re rich in rizz!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Jizz Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of rizz beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the Jizz Dragon and claim your riches?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew jizz could be so valuable?

Stretching Minecraft SMP

Jelqing, male enhancement, Minecraft, penile enlargement, penis exercises, penis lengthening, penis pumps, penis size increase, penis stretching, penis stretching at home, penis stretching benefits, penis stretching devices, penis stretching for beginners, penis stretching methods, penis stretching results, penis stretching routine, penis stretching safety, penis stretching techniques, penis stretching tips, penis traction, smp, stretching, stretching exercises

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	616	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mines Excavated:	3375
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about that penis stretching grind! That’s right, we’ve got a whole community dedicated to stretching their virtual manhood to new lengths.

Join us for epic competitions like the “Longest Shaft Challenge” where players compete to see who can stretch their pixelated peen the furthest. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mods to make sure your stretching experience is as realistic as possible.

But that’s not all, we also have crazy events like the “Penis Parkour Race” where you have to navigate a course using only your elongated member. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our “Penis PvP Arena” where you can battle it out with other players using your stretched out sword.

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew stretching your penis could be so much fun?

BoundlessCraft

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Mode Creative Mode PvP Economy Mini Games Skyblock Factions Roleplay Vanilla Pixelmon Modded Prison Towny Bedwars Skywars RPG Quests Hardcore Whitelisted Parkour, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	135	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to BoundlessCraft, the ultimate Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits! Dive into a world where you can create, explore, and innovate without any restrictions. Whether you’re a builder crafting monumental structures, an adventurer seeking the thrill of discovery, or a redstone engineer designing complex contraptions, BoundlessCraft is your canvas.

Play.boundlesscraft.com

7LOL Middle School

7LOL, Fun, KitPvP, Lobby, middle school, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mines Excavated:	3337	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Fun SMP Server that i made it has a lobby and pvp and fun alot of fun if you would join it would make my day

7lolsmp.fun:20006

LolCraftOpka Minecraft server

check in advance, creating, DirtyGame1725, donation, ds, LolCraftOpka, Minecraft, SergeY_Galilei, Server, Urgent, well-versed

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0

We urgently need those who are well versed in creating a server! Write to DS: SergeY_Galilei#3758.If something happens, the donation is not issued automatically.If you bought a donation, write to the player (DirtyGame1725)We check in advance!!!

LolCraftopka.aternos.me

Fantasy Firearm Frenzy Minecraft Server

#novice, Argument, Beginner, better, Bitch, debate, entry level, FANTASY, Fantasy Game, fantasy setting, fantasy world, Firearm, firearms, Frenzy, Gaming, learn, Mage, Magic, Minecraft, role playing, Seething, Server, Spells, weapons, wizard

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of being a weak, entry-level wizard who can’t defend themselves in a fantasy world? Join our Minecraft server and leave those puny spells behind! Our server is filled with powerful firearms that will make you the most feared wizard in all the land. No more waving wands and chanting silly incantations – now you can just pull the trigger and watch your enemies fall before you. So come on, ditch the spells and join us for some gun-slinging fun!

Funkg’s Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

Archive, Dance, desuarchive, discussion, epic humping, forum, Fun, funkg, Funkgs, Funky, Groove, internet culture, Last week, meme, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Party, Retro, smp, Thread, thread revival, Trash, Trash thread, vintage

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5272
Farms Harvested:	563	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Villages Defended:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Dimension Hops:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some epic humping action! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic humping contests, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of mods to spice things up even more – like the “Hump-O-Meter” plugin that tracks your humping skills and awards you with special prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the humping adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for some wild and crazy times ahead!

ClassicRPG

Economy, PvE, Survival, Survival RPG Unique Experience Dream Project Progress Premium Abilities Public Staff Love New Hosting Handful Players Rank Special Abilities Not sold, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Brand new server offering a unique survival experience

Hello, my name is Lucas. I’ve been hosting servers for about 4 years and this right here is my dream project of a RPG survival server. The server is currently a work in progress and theres no pay to win or donations. The first handful of players will recieve a premium rank with special ablities that are not sold to the public. I am also looking for staff.

Much love!

classicrpg.ca

Birch

birch, Development, Economy, FIX, Hub, Minecraft, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Animals Bred:	194
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170

Join birch now! Birch has just been started, and I need to develop a hub and fix some things. Birch should be good and fixed by dec 1st.

135.148.151.27:50013

Accent All Day Minecraft Server

accent, Acting, Actors, Commitment, Consistency, daily routine, Day, Dedication, discipline, Focus, habits, Mastery, Memory, Minecraft, Performance, PHONES, Practice, Professionalism, Remembering, reminder, Server, skill, Technique

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Farms Harvested:	601	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3084	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our players are required to speak in a different accent every hour. That’s right, mate! One minute you’ll be talking like a pirate, and the next you’ll be sounding like a posh British chap. It’s a wild ride of linguistic mayhem!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the day. Get your groove on with other players and show off your best dance moves – just watch out for the creeper DJ who likes to drop explosive beats!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember to bring your best accents and dance moves – it’s going to be a wild ride!

The Big Leagues Are In Your Path… Minecraft SMP

aew, AMBITION, athletes, athletic journey, big, big leagues, career goals, Competition, Dedication, determination, dream job, following your passion, hard work, in your path, leagues, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, Path, professional wrestling, Pursuing Greatness, reaching the top, smp, Sports Entertainment, success, wrestling

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6248
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you ready to enter the big leagues of Minecraft SMPs? Well strap in, because this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day and mine diamonds with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all, oh no. We’ve also got a secret underground society of players who communicate only in pig Latin and have a pet creeper as their leader. Joining this server is like stepping into a whole new world of chaos and creativity.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules.