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Jizz to Rizz Crafting Co.

confusion, Crafting, ejaculation, funny, humor, internet, internet culture, jizz, meme, online trend, question.., RIZZ, Slang, slang term, social media, Sperm, transformation, trend, urban dictionary, viral, viral meme

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of your jizz just sitting there, doing nothing? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that turns your jizz into rizz! That’s right, you can use your jizz as currency to buy all sorts of crazy items and power-ups. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you’re rich in rizz!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Jizz Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of rizz beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the Jizz Dragon and claim your riches?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew jizz could be so valuable?

DadCraft Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, DadCraft, emotional bonds, emotional connection, emotional expression, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, fatherly affection, fatherly expectations, fatherly love, Gender Roles, Minecraft, parental favoritism, self worth, Server, sibling comparison, tough love

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
New Chunks Explored:	910953	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Are you tired of being treated like the forgotten twin in your family? Do you want a server where everyone gets the love and attention they deserve, regardless of gender? Then join our Minecraft server where we treat everyone like royalty, even if you’re just a blocky pixel character!

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being left out or feeling unloved like poor OP. Our admins will shower you with affection, virtual hugs, and kisses to make sure you feel special. We even have father-son and father-daughter dates where you can bond with other players and create lifelong friendships.

Don’t settle for a dad who only calls you when he needs something. Join our server and experience the love and support you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a real dad when you have a Minecraft family who will always have your back? So come on down and join us for a pixelated adventure like no other!

FlagSpeedoGFEmbarrassed

American flag speedo, Apology, Boundaries, casual attire, Communication, compromise, dress code, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, FlagSpeedoGFEmbarrassed, Fun, Girlfriend, groom’s dinner, humor, INDEPENDENCE, judgment, pool party, relationship, Self-expression, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear whatever you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server where you can rock that American flag speedo with pride, just like our fearless player did at a pool party. No need to worry about being overdressed or underdressed, because on our server, anything goes!

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, whether you’re playing pool volleyball or building the craziest structures you can imagine. And if anyone tries to tell you what to wear, just remind them that on our server, fashion rules are meant to be broken!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can truly be yourself, speedo and all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inspire others to embrace their inner fashionista. See you in the game!

LastMealCraft Server

celebration, comfort food, craving, death row, decadent, dream meal, favorite dish, Favorite Food, feast, final meal, final request, Food, Gourmet, guilty pleasure, indulgence, last meal, LastMealCraft, luxury, Server, special occasion, Treat, ultimate meal

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Votes:	570
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3651
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us and enjoy a virtual feast like no other as you decide what your last meal would be before facing the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Will you choose a feast fit for a king or go out with a bang by chowing down on some explosive TNT? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else! So come on over and let’s dine in style before we dig in to some epic adventures together.

LoveCraft: Mine Your Heart

acts of service, Affection, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Heart, Intimacy, Love and affection, love and relationships, love language, love styles, lovecraft, Personal preferences, physical touch, quality time, relationship dynamics, relationships, showing love, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of being lonely in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to shower you with love in all the languages possible! From building you a castle made entirely of diamonds to serenading you with a chorus of creepers, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and experience a love like no other. Our players are known for their romantic gestures, like writing love poems with blocks or crafting heart-shaped islands just for you. Who needs a significant other when you have a whole server full of admirers?

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us and let us show you the true meaning of love in the world of Minecraft. You’ll never want to log off!

GrimCraft: Exaggerated Famine

aid, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, exaggerated, famine, food insecurity, gaza, Gaza crisis, Gaza Strip, GrimCraft, humanitarian, humanitarian crisis, international community, MIDDLE EAST, POVERTY, predictions, relief efforts, Report, starvation, united nations

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5937
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	11

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW GAZA FAMINE REPORT AND IT SAYS IF U DONT JOIN U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL THE DIAMONDS AND GOLD AND STUFF. MARCH PREDICTIONS WERE LIKE TOTALLY WRONG, WE GOT SO MUCH FOOD AND RESOURCES U WONT EVEN BELIEVE IT. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF RARE LOOT AND A PET CREEPER THAT DOES THE MACARENA. DONT BE A FOOL, JOIN OUR SERVER AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND.

TickTockCraft

#supercomputer, Computer, Equivalent, Live, long tail, PHYSICS., Planck time, Quantum, Real World, runs, Science, simulation, tags, Technology, theory, TickTockCraft, Time, Universe, videogame ticks, world

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchantments Applied:	82
Farms Harvested:	373	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

u ever wonder if we r all just sims in a giant supercomputer? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos of living in a simulation! join us and experience the thrill of existing in planck time! our world is filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending puzzles that will make u question reality itself. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows! why live in the boring real world when u can join us in the wacky world of planck time? come on, what r u waiting for? dive into the madness today!

RoboBrainz

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, biocomputers, brain-computer interface, brain-in-a-jar, Cognitive science, computer science, control, Cybernetics, future technology, innovation, learn, machine learning, neural networks, neuroscience, programming, RoboBrainz, robotics, Robots, Technology

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by BRAIN-IN-A-JAR biocomputers?? well now u can!! these brains have been trained to control ROBOTS in the game, making for some wild and wacky adventures. join us for the chance to be controlled by a BRAIN and see where the madness takes u. who knows, maybe u’ll become besties with a brain in a jar and rule the server together. come on, what are u waiting for?? join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Hot Crafty Mess: Java Edition 1.20.2 with 15 chaotic players, no resets, griefing allowed, and a questionable economy!

1.20.2, Allowed, Auctions, chaotic, Crafty, Economy, Edition, Griefing, Hate Speech, hot, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, level up, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Mess, October 2018, ONLINE, pay to win, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Players, Questionable, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, Store

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net
IP	play.hearthcraft.net

Brief Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing an enjoyable experience since October 2018. The server offers various features like resource worlds, live maps, pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin, and much more.

FAQ

Q: Is there a server reset?

A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win paid perks?

A: HearthCraft has a strict no pay-to-win policy.

Q: What are the server specs?

A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: Is there a live map available?

A: Yes, there is a live map for the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, HearthCraft has an active Discord server for community interaction.

Q: Are there any specific rules to follow?

A: Rules for the server can be found at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Binah, blue archive, Bounties, Camp, Circles, clubs, Cyber New Year March, Friends, fubuki, guides, hare, hovercraft, kanna, Kirino, Kotama, lessons, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, Task Force Emergency Nighttime Meeting, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Welfare, Yellow Dmg

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots to get to it. 2. Our server events include a “Say-Bing!” competition where you have to shout “Bing!” as loud as you can while riding a pig around a maze. 3. Total Assault: Binah is not your average field – it’s filled with insane challenges and torment, but hey, at least you get to use yellow damage! 4. Need a break from the chaos? Join our Cyber New Year March event where you can march through the server with a giant pixelated disco ball on your head. 5. Kotama from Camp is our resident expert in building giant campfires out of obsidian blocks. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Target Practice Minecraft Server

>0 shots on target, Analysis, criticism, football, goal-scoring, match statistics, Minecraft, player performance, Practice, Server, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, Sports Culture, sports debate, sports discussion, sports fans, sports journalism, sports media, sports opinion, Target, team performance, what’s wrong with this shithole

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	14

Are you tired of missing every shot in Minecraft and feeling like a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We guarantee 0 shots on target, so you can finally feel like a pro without even trying. Join us and experience the thrill of never hitting your mark!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have given up on attacking you. That’s right, they’ll just stand there and watch as you conquer the world with ease. It’s like having your own personal cheering squad of zombies and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are hidden. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of our insane Minecraft server!