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Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Adventure, Community, cookie, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, go, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, pancake, pancreatic, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	991
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Towns Built:	3
Enchantments Applied:	153	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
New Chunks Explored:	287631	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Votes:	5838

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	191
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9740
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Dimension Hops:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2167	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

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Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

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