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Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Animals Bred:	28
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Votes:	6184	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	139
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Farms Harvested:	961
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Holy Grails Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	71162	Falling into the Void:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.