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LesbianCraft SMP: Building Bridges, One Block at a Time

ACO, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, BLOCK, Block Merging, Bridges, building, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, hdg, LesbianCraft, lesbians, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, models, nai, New User Guide, Nude, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, SDG, smp, SoC, Tags for Prompting, Time, Trash, VT, vtai, Wiki

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	195
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to Lesbians Edition, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Last time on /degen/: we had a wild adventure with our fellow players, from building epic structures to trolling each other with pranks. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that went down in the Controlnet – you have to see it to believe it!

But why should you join Lesbians Edition, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a New User Guide that will have you up and running in no time. Plus, our ComfyUI is so comfy, it’ll make you feel like you’re gaming on a cloud. And let’s not forget about the Block Merging feature – it’s like Tetris on steroids!

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of links. From Civitai to Huggingface, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our OP Pasta – it’s a pasta lover’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lesbians Edition today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance. See you in the game!

Momma’s Munchies – HungryCraft

AITAH, Birthday, Boundaries, Cake, Cheesecake, Communication, cupcakes, expired food, family, Food, Frustration, HungryCraft, Listening, mom, mommas, MONEY, Munchies, not eating, Preferences, retail job, Understanding, Waste

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	3920
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of not getting the birthday treat you actually want! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being forced to eat cake again. Our virtual Cheesecake Factory offers free cheesecake slices for all players, because we believe in celebrating birthdays the right way.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can build your own virtual refrigerator filled with fresh, non-expired food. No more dealing with moldy leftovers or expired snacks, we only serve the best for our players. And if you ever find yourself in need of a meal, just ask your fellow gamers for some virtual food to cook up a feast.

So come on over to our server and leave the cake drama behind. We promise you won’t be the asshole in this situation, because here, we listen to our players’ preferences and make sure they have a great time. Join us now and let’s celebrate birthdays the cheesecake way!

PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Crowd, dislike, EMBARRASSING, Etiquette, fear, Insecurity, judgement, Manners, Nervous, normal thing, Performance, personal space, Phobia, Public, PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP, scrutiny, self-conscious, social anxiety, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Towns Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	4473

Are you tired of having to pretend to enjoy small talk with strangers while waiting in line at the grocery store? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own grocery store and never have to deal with annoying customers again! Join us for a chance to escape the mundanity of real life and live out your wildest shopping fantasies in the safety of your own virtual world. Who needs small talk when you can just trade emeralds for carrots with your fellow players? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward public encounters forever!

NoD8NoNoNoMinecraft

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, emotional intelligence, Expectations, Honesty, NoD8NoNoNoMinecraft, personal growth, red flags, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Respect, self-care, toxic behaviors, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ores Mined:	5313	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your player two! Our server is a dating paradise where you can build your love life block by block.

Join us if you’re tired of getting ghosted by Endermen or dealing with skeletons in the closet. Our community is full of players looking for love, adventure, and maybe even a diamond ring (or sword, we don’t judge).

We have a strict ‘no-no’ policy when it comes to dating on our server. No griefing hearts, no stealing kisses, and definitely no cheating with villagers. We believe in building relationships on a solid foundation of trust, respect, and plenty of redstone contraptions.

So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a pig and a sheep. Love is in the air, along with the smell of burning Nether portals.

ZelenskysF16Fun Minecraft Server

Air Force, aircraft, ARMS, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Delivery, eastern europe, F-16 fighter jets, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, News, Politics, SECURITY, Server, shipment, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, War, ZelenskysF16Fun

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3414	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5894	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have f-16 fighter jets flying around like crazy! volodymyr zelensky himself confirmed it, so you know it’s legit.

imagine building your blocky house while dodging fighter jets zooming overhead. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft!

join now for the most intense and insane minecraft experience ever. who needs dragons when you have fighter jets, amirite?

MaduroCraft: Election Edition

collected, controversy, Democracy, Disputed, Edition, election, electoral fraud, Government, international community, Latin America, lost election, Maduro, MaduroCraft, opposition, Political, power struggle, Results, Show, socialist regime, south america, tallies, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Towns Built:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

so, like, u know how Maduro was all like “i’m gonna win this election, no problem”? well turns out, the opposition was all like “nah bro, we got the receipts” and now they’re saying he actually lost. can u imagine the drama? come join our minecraft server and escape the craziness of real life politics. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come join us and have a laugh at the chaos of it all.

RedeFireX

1.16.5, Adventure, Bases, Brasil, Brazil, Brazilian, Clan, Clans, Community, Fun, Gaming, Kits, Melhorservidor, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvP, RedefireX, Server, Sobrevivenciapvp, Survival, Survivalpvp

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41

Best survival server in Brazil!!Come and meet RedeFireX for 1.16.5count on parku system, clan, missions, bases, pvp and much more!!Enter and access the ip RedeFireX.mineserv.com

eua1.xmxcloud.net:26026

Divergent SMP: For 16+ aged players who can’t handle too much spice (Semi-Vanilla Server 1.20)

aged, application, Community, content creators, Creators, divergent, Events, Fun experience, Great, handle, java, Join, new, part, Play, Players, rules, season 6, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Spice, Time, Variety, Whitelist

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Potions Brewed:	149

Divergent SMP Overview

Server Type	Community-based Java server
Features	Regular events, variety of content creators, whitelisted
Season	Season 6 (new)
Application	Required
Join Now	Check out the rules and apply!

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join Divergent SMP, you need to fill out an application and be approved by the community.

What rules should I be aware of?

Make sure to read and follow all the rules provided by the server admins to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

When are the events hosted?

The community regularly hosts events, so make sure to stay updated on the schedule through the server’s official channels.

Can I play with content creators?

Divergent SMP has a variety of content creators who play on the server, giving you the opportunity to interact and collaborate with them.

Is the server regularly updated?

The server admins strive to keep the server updated with the latest features and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

NerveCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, AUTHORITY, bancho, challenge, Confrontation, delinquent, Disrespect, high school, Identity, intimidation, Japanese culture, Manga, Minecraft, nerve, NerveCraft, ORA ORA, Respect, Server, showing respect, tough guy, walking past, Yasukuni High, Yasukuni shrine

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Hey there, you puny Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the ultimate bancho of Yasukuni High! That’s right, you better show some respect or else you’ll feel the wrath of our bancho!

Join our server for the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Our bancho will personally guide you through epic quests and battles, making sure you never have a dull moment. And don’t even think about griefing or else you’ll have to answer to the bancho himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when you see the bancho coming your way, you better bow down or face the consequences!

Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

Behavior, Calling, Communication, Community, culture, firsties, forum, insults, Int, Interaction, internet, madness, mean, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nicknames, ONLINE, smp, social dynamics, teasing, thirdies, Timmy, timmys, trolling, Trouble

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of being called a timmy by those pesky thirdies on /int/? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, timmy is the ultimate compliment! Join us and embrace your inner timmy as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a timmy is a badge of honor.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.