Our server is so hot, we have a pool to cool off in – perfect for those heated moments when things start to get a little too intense. Just like when Kim confronted my wife about drinking in front of the kids, leading to a showdown that would make even the Ender Dragon quiver in fear.
But don’t worry, our server is also a place of unexpected alliances and epic battles. Like when my neighbor’s wife stood up to Kim, calling her a “self-righteous c-nt” and sending her packing with her dripping wet kids in tow. It was a moment that will go down in Minecraft history.
So come join us on our server, where the drama never stops and the insanity never ends. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next? Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen.
| IP | oc.alphacraft.fun:25624 |
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| Discord | https://discord.com/invite/bHS3guv7nS |
| Website | alphacraft.fun |
| Server’s map | http://oc.alphacraft.fun:25692/ |
| Version | JAVA 1.2.5 |
Nostalgic survival server with plugins running on the old version of Java 1.2.5. The server uses the old registration with the /register command. Anyone can come in!
Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it! Join us if you’re looking for a vacation that will leave you questioning your life choices and running for the safety of your dirt hut. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Pack your pickaxe and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts that poop rainbows as they fly through the sky. And don’t even get us started on the talking sheep who give out valuable loot in exchange for belly rubs.
If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you’re having this much fun)!