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CarnivoreCraft: Where Herbivores Fear to Tread

Adventure, Beating, CarnivoreCraft, CARNIVORES, Challenges, Competition, courage, Defeat, determination, Duna, Exploration, fear, Gaming, Herbivores, Obstacles, perseverance, Picking, Running, Saurheadshiggydiggy, skill, strategy, Tread, triumph, Victory

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	111	Alien Abductions:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff and follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server where carnivores run wild and you never know when you’ll come face to face with a T-Rex trying to steal your diamonds. And forget about picking Duna as your starting point, here you’ll start off on the back of a fire-breathing dragon ready to take on the world.

But the real challenge comes when you try to beat Saurheadshiggydiggy, the legendary boss who guards the ultimate treasure. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the riches for yourself? Join our server and find out!

Crafty André’s Epic Battle: The Unloseable Minecraft Server

andre, Andres, athlete, battle, challenge, Championship, cody, Competition, Crafty, Defeat, determination, Epic, Fight, Minecraft, perseverance, pride, refusal, refusal to lose, resilience, Server, Sportsmanship, strength, Struggle, Unloseable, Victory, wrestlemania, wrestling

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Votes:	9806	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where battles are taken to the next level! Imagine if André the Giant refused to lose a fight on our server, it would be crazier than Wrestlemania XXXIX when Cody lost! Join us for insane PvP battles where anything can happen, even if it defies all logic and reason. Who knows, you might even witness a showdown between legendary Minecraft players that will go down in history as the most epic battle of all time! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Crafty Desi Delights: Minecraft Madness

Based, Canada, Canadian, Crafty, DELIGHTS, Desi, Diversity, east Indian, EXCUSE, FANTASY, immigration, interracial, LANDLORD, madness, Minecraft, Move, multicultural, opportunity, power dynamic, rent payment, satisfaction, sex, taboo, Tenant, White

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies of being a Canadian landlord! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server you can trade rent payments for… other services. Our east Indian tenants are ready and willing to do anything for a roof over their heads, so why not join us and experience the thrill of being a based white Canadian landlord? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest dreams in the world of Minecraft!

Blockheads R Us: Where even the creepers ask ‘What is it about players from here?’

achievement, athletes, Blockheads, Community, Competition, CREEPERS, Dedication, Hometown, local ], location, Passion, perseverance, Players, pride, skill, sports, success, Support, talent, teamwork, Training

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Towns Built:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Oh, let me tell you about the players on this server! They’re like a bunch of wild llamas on a sugar rush, always building the craziest structures and pulling off the most ridiculous pranks. One time, someone built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit – talk about a thrill ride! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the PvP arena. It’s like watching a bunch of chickens with swords duking it out for the title of ultimate warrior. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about – just don’t forget your sense of humor!

CraftyCrackheads – PvP & Pranks Galore!

Animaniacs, CraftyCrackheads, Cross-Play, cross-progression, dev time, Dexter, Galore, Gleamium, Joker, May edition, multiversus, mvsg, new characters, new moves, new stages, open beta, platform fighter, powerpuff girls, pranks, pve mode, PvP, rollback netcode, ue5, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Farms Harvested:	716
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Items Found:	1143
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride on our server where you’ll find characters from Warner Brothers properties duking it out in epic platform fighter battles. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so exclusive that the game was released to open beta, then pulled for an additional year of dev time just to make it even more insane. We’ve added new characters, new stages, new moves, a universal parry technique, a PvE mode, a new engine (UE5), rollback netcode, and even a currency called Gleamium that you can purchase through means other than money.

And get this, we’ve got Joker and the Powerpuff Girls throwing down, with Dexter and the Animaniacs bringing their own stages into the mix. It’s a crossover event like no other!

Join us on PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, or Xbox Series consoles for some cross-play and cross-progression madness. Don’t miss out on the mayhem, join our server now and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions!

Crafty Crazies

#sociopath, analytical, Community, Crafty, Crazies, Cunning, dark humor, Discord, Geniuses, GIFTED, high intelligence, INTELLECT, isolated individuals, manipulative, mental health, Personality, Psychology, Psychopathic, rare individuals, Server, twisted minds, Unique

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Love Letters Sent:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server for those rare individuals who possess both a psychopathic personality and high intelligence! If you find joy in building elaborate traps for unsuspecting players or enjoy trolling others with your cunning mind, then this is the server for you.

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.

But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!

ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!

4chan, Absolutely, Arguing, better, comfort, comfy, ConfusedCraft, Degenerates, Discord, Fail, feel, Fun, Harassment, Only, patience, Prevails, shithole, Site, slightly more patience, social media, Stopped, stopped using, Using, Words

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of the drama and chaos of other social media platforms? Do you crave a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and experience a world where 4chan reigns supreme and discord is just a distant memory. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who value anonymity and freedom of expression above all else. No more arguing, no more degenerates – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where memes come to life and trolls roam free. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

british comedy, british humor, british television, classic humor, classic tv, comedy, comedy legends., CREEPERS, cultural commentary, Food, group, historical, humor, London, monty python, MontyCraft, Nostalgia, old school entertainment, RUN, satire, silly, sketch comedy, social commentary, Spam, television history., time capsule, vintage, Walks

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6380	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

action, Anime, Bloody, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, dark fantasy, death, Demons, Denji, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Makima, Manga, Mania, Revenge, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, tragic, violence

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

#my hero academia, Analysis, Anime, Challenges, Crafty, Decline, Downfall, Drop, HARD, Harder, Industry, Manga, market, McCraftface, mha, MHAs, profit, Ratings, Revenue, Sales, sales drop, Struggling, what went wrong

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!