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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9059 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you see Justin Bieber riding a pig and singing “Baby” in a creepy voice. Like, what even is happening, right? And then you see Kim Kardashian building a house out of selfies, like wut? And then, out of nowhere, Nicolas Cage shows up and starts screaming about bees and stealing the Declaration of Independence. Like, this server is a total circus, but in a good way, you know? So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a celebrity horror show, but with blocks and stuff. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
