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DysonSphereCrafters

advanced civilizations, Alien Civilizations, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic structures, Dyson spheres, DysonSphereCrafters, energy harvesting, extraterrestrial technology, Freeman Dyson, Futuristic Concepts, host stars, interstellar engineering, megastructures, Milky Way, potential discoveries, scientific research, space exploration, speculative science, theoretical constructs, theoretical physics

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	814153	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

lolz come join our minecraft server where we build dyson spheres to harvest energy from the stars like some futuristic aliens. we got seven potential candidates in the milky way, just waiting for you to come and help us build them. be a part of the advanced civilisations and show off your mad building skills. who needs diamonds when you can have a whole star to power your base? join now and become a dyson sphere master!

DragonCraft Server: Ballin’ or Bustin’?

Anime, Ballin, Budokai, BUSTIN, Characters, Combat, comparison, Differences, dragon ball, DragonCraft, Excellence, fan favorites., Fighting, flying, gameplay, Mechanics, Mediocrity, Ninja Storm, one piece, Preferences, Quality, RANGE, Server, video games

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Divine Spears Created:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	195
New Chunks Explored:	98915	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of mediocre One Piece games that make you want to walk the plank? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures and battles that will make you feel like a true pirate king.

Why settle for flying when you can sail the high seas with your crew of blocky buccaneers? Our server offers the ultimate One Piece experience, complete with devil fruit powers, epic battles, and treasure hunts that will make you say “Yarrrr!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey to find the legendary One Piece. Who knows, you might even run into Luffy and the Straw Hat crew along the way. But be warned, the Grand Line is full of dangers and surprises, so make sure to bring your trusty pickaxe and sword. See you on the high seas, mateys!

SelfLoathingCraft Server

Creatures, creaturesofhabitedition, desuarchive, group, habitedition, habits, haha, ihatemyself, ipaddress, longtailtags, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, SelfLoathingCraft, Server, Steam, steamcommunity, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit. We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a diamond block shaped like a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the fun you’ll have rolling around the server as a giant block of cheddar!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Burnout, career, Caregiver, Communication, compromise, Decision making, difficult conversations, elderly care, emotional toll., family, financial burden, GrannyCraft, Guilt, Minecraft, nursing home, quality of life, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, Server, Support

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2890	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your wife’s grandmother moving in unexpectedly? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how you were blindsided by your wife’s decision to bring her grandmother into your home without consulting you, our server will keep you on your toes with surprise events and challenges at every turn.

Feel the burnout of being a caregiver like never before as you navigate through our server’s demanding quests and tasks. Just like how you had to juggle work and caregiving, you’ll have to balance your gameplay and real life responsibilities on our server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like the uncertainty of whether or not you’re the asshole in this situation. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your decisions just like our server will make you question your sanity.

AdderallCraft: Parents Edition

ADD, Adderall, AdderallCraft, addiction, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, counseling, drug abuse, Edition, family, Focus, HIGH, Junkies, medication, mental health, parents, Prescription, School, Therapy

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for drama too! Join us if you want to escape from a family of pill-popping junkies who steal your medication just to get high.

Our server is the perfect place to focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without worrying about your parents raiding your stash of potions. Plus, we have a strict “no pill-popping parents allowed” policy, so you can mine in peace without any interruptions.

So come join us and let’s craft some crazy adventures together – because here, the only thing getting high is your tower of blocks reaching for the sky!

UnappreciatedCraft Minecraft Server

Community, compassion, creativity, Diversity, Empathy, Generosity, Gratitude, hard work, Kindness, love, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, patience, perspective, Respect, self-care, Server, society, Support, UnappreciatedCraft, Underappreciated, VALUES

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Minecraft servers, duh! But not just any Minecraft server, this one is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their banana-powered creativity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players must battle a horde of evil llamas to claim the coveted prize of a golden toilet seat (trust us, it’s worth it).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with creepers and redstone contraptions. See you on the other side, brave adventurer!

CraftyLifeChanger

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Join our Minecraft server and make the minor decision to explore our enchanted forest, where you may stumble upon a magical portal that transports you to a dimension filled with talking animals and dancing trees. Who knows, you might even find a rare diamond sword that grants you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your fingertips! Don’t miss out on the chance to change your life forever with just one click of a button on our server.

ACunitOlympicsParis

#sustainability, AC units, ACunitOlympicsParis, athletes, carbon footprint, climate change, Competition, cooling systems, eco-friendly, energy consumption, energy efficiency, environmental impact, environmental plan, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, heat management, Paris, summer games, Teams, US Olympic

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so, like, this server is like, the olympics of minecraft, bro. we got teams from all over the world, even the US olympic team. they bringin their own AC units, man. like, who does that? but hey, they gotta stay cool while they mine, amirite?

come join us and be part of the madness. we got crazy competitions, like building the tallest tower made entirely of diamonds or racing pigs through obstacle courses. it’s like the hunger games but with blocks, dude.

plus, our environmental plan is totally out the window cuz of all the AC units, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join us and be part of the chaos. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

PixelatedAI: Don’tTrustTheWeb

ai, AI advancements, critical thinking, digital age, digital literacy, DontTrustTheWeb, fact-checking, fake news, information accuracy, information literacy, information overload, internet, internet reliability, media literacy, Misinformation, online content, online credibility, online research, PixelatedAI, skepticism, Technology, trustworthy sources

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Crops Grown:	7035	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and creepers breakdancing. it’s wild, dude.

plus, we got this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret, ya know?

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure to bring your sunscreen, cuz it gets pretty hot in there.

so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server, bro? it’s like a party that never stops, with surprises around every corner. come join us and let’s have a blast together, man.

PixelPeds: No Cure for the Blues

“Youth, adolescents, Blues, children, cure, depression, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender medicine, Healthcare, LGBTQ, longitudinal studies, Medical research, mental health, mental health interventions, mental illness, paediatric, PixelPeds, psychological well-being, suicidality, Transgender, transgender youth, treatment outcomes

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mines Excavated:	4668	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

so, liek, u kno wen u play mincraft an u jus wanna hav fun an build stuff an mine for dimonds? well, dis server is liek dat, but wit a twist! we hav a whole new world of craziness an adventure waitin for u!

imagine a place where u can ride on giant chickens an fight off zombie llamas wit ur trusty pickaxe. u can even team up wit other players to take on epic bosses an conquer dungeons filled wit treasure!

an if u ever get bored of all dat, we hav mini-games galore! from spleef to parkour to skywars, there’s always somethin new to try. an don’t even get me started on our custom events, like the annual pig racing championship or the legendary potato sack race!

so, if u wanna join a server dat’s as wild an unpredictable as a herd of creepers on a rampage, den come on down to our server! who knos, u might even find urself laughin so hard u forget all about dat pesky depression an suicidality stuff. just remember to bring ur sense of humor an ur diamond sword, cuz things are about to get crazy!