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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9170 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
Magic Items Found: | 3818 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 440 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 702449 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.