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SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco
assault, China, Diplomatic tension, Dispute, east asia, Fiasco, Fishermen, fishing rights, foreign policy, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime security, military aggression, SeaCraft, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial conflict, territorial waters, United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea (UNCLOS), Vietnamcome join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of vietnam vs china in the south china sea but with FISHERMEN. build your own boat and defend against the evil chinese players trying to steal your fishies. will you be a brave vietnamese fisherman or a ruthless chinese pirate? join now and find out! bonus: we have exploding fish as weapons and dolphins that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late! -
PyridoxalCraft: Boosting Brains & Battling Blocks
BATTLING, blocks, BOOSTING, brain function, brain health, Brains, cellular B6 levels, cognitive decline, cognitive function, deficiency, depression, enzyme, memory issues, mental disorders, mental health, mood regulation, Neurodegenerative disorders, neurotransmitters, novel treatment, pyridoxal phosphatase, PyridoxalCraft, research, supplementing, Vitamin B6haha come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for vitamin B6 to boost our brain power! forget about crafting swords and armor, we’re all about boosting brain function and memory with our special B6 supplements!our players have reported feeling smarter and more focused after just a few hours of gameplay. we even have a secret quest where you have to defeat the evil pyridoxal phosphatase to raise your cellular B6 levels and unlock special abilities.
so if you want to level up your brain and become a minecraft genius, join us on our server today! who needs diamonds when you have B6, right? lolz!
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Ari’s Slutty Minecraft Server
ari, Ari Pokefemboy, Ari slut, Ari Vaporeon, Ari Vaporeon breed, Ari Vaporeon Pokefemboy, Ari Vaporeon slut, Ari Vaporeon slut breed, Aris, Breed, Compatible, compatible breed, Minecraft, Pokefemboy, Pokefemboy breed, Pokefemboy slut, Pokefemboy slut breed, Server, slut, slut breed, slutty, vaporeon, Vaporeon breedHey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet Ari, the legendary Vaporeon who is rumored to be the most compatible Pokefemboy slut in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!
But that’s not all – our server is home to a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned a whole village into a giant cake just for laughs! Who knows what they’ll do next?
So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to anger the creepers – they have a tendency to explode in the most inconvenient places!
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HolyCraft Server
Alarming, Astonishing, bewildering, confusion, disbelief, exclamation, fuck, HOLY, Holycraft, INTENSE, reaction, Server, Shit, shock, Startling, Sudden, Surprise, that, the, unexpected, was, WhatAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ with their ribcages. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but be careful, it has a tendency to turn players into giant talking carrots).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere)! Trust us, once you experience the chaos and hilarity of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular Minecraft server again.
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KidzCraft Minecraft Server
absent father, advice, Boundaries, child development, Communication, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, family relationships, Fatherhood, friendship, Grief, involved parenting, KidzCraft, life lessons, Loss, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Respect, Server, Support, Understanding, ungrateful childrenLooking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to flex your virtual muscles and show off your building skills!Join our server and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures, exploring hidden dungeons, and conquering epic quests. But wait, there’s more – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items just waiting to be discovered!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a giant chicken into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal companion. Yes, you heard that right – a freaking dragon!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!
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AuntieSnapDeleteCraft
aita, aunt, AUNTIE, AuntieSnapDeleteCraft, BEN, Blessing, children, close, college, Comment, crazy, custody, DELETING, F22, F30s, FaceTime, family, favoritism, half-brother, HS, Justified, last minute, looked up to, M30, out of state, party girl, PHOTO, post, Rude, teenager, unbiased opinions, WifeAre you tired of boring family drama and petty Facebook comments? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about your aunt’s passive-aggressive behavior!On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?
So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.
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GalacticRejects Minecraft Server
aliens, Communication, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Earth, Extraterrestrial, fear, GalacticRejects, Humanity, intelligence, Invasion, Minecraft, Peace, Protection, resistance, Server, strength, Survival, Technology, Unity, unknown, weaponsIf aliens came to invade earth, they would take one look at our Minecraft server and be like “Nah, these humans are too busy building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs off cliffs to bother with conquering them.” Join our server and help us show those aliens that we may be a little crazy, but we’re definitely not boring! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to communicate with extraterrestrial life through pixelated block creations. So come on, help us save the world one block at a time!