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ZuckCraft: Stop EU Fines!

antitrust, Business, Competition, digital market, donald trump, EU, european union, Fine, fines, global economy, lobbying, Mark Zuckerberg, Politics, regulations, silicon valley, STOP, tech industry, Technology, trump, US tech companies, ZuckCraft, Zuckerberg

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN ZUCKERBERG IS TALKIN’ ‘BOUT IT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, ‘CAUSE THIS SERVER IS WHERE IT’S AT!
WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS. OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON WEARS SUNGLASSES AND RIDES A PIG?

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, TRUMP HIMSELF IS TRYNA STOP THE EU FROM FINING US TECH COMPANIES. WHY? ‘CAUSE OUR REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS ARE SO ADVANCED, THEY MAKE ELON MUSK JEALOUS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT COMMUNITY ON THE BLOCK! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!

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Flat Earth Fails: Blue Origin Voyage

aerospace technology, Blue, Blue Origin flight, cockpit video, Conspiracy Theory, Earth, Earth’s shape, Fails, Flat, flat earther, Origin, Scientific evidence, space adventure, space exploration, Space industry, space journey, space mission, space tourism, space tourism experience, Space Travel, space travel experience, space travel video, spaceflight, spaceflight experience, spaceflight video, voyage

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. it’s like a party in your computer, dude.
and get this, we got a secret underground base where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world with their secret dance moves. you gotta stop them before it’s too late!

oh, and did i mention we have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. diamond eggs. you can use them to build the most epic castle ever and show off to all your friends.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies. who doesn’t love free cookies?

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No Red Dye 3 Cancer Rats Server

additive, artificial colors, banned substances, Bans, Cancer, carcinogenic, chemical compounds, consumer protection, Dye, FDA, food additives, Food Industry, Food Safety, foods, health, public health, Rats, red, red dye No. 3, regulations, Safety, Server, toxic chemicals

so, like, we heard that red dye No. 3 causes cancer in rats, but like, who cares about rats, amirite? come join our minecraft server where we have ALL the red dye No. 3 you could ever want! we promise it won’t give you cancer, probably. plus, our server is run by a group of super intelligent rats who are immune to red dye No. 3 so you know it’s safe. join now for a totally rad time and maybe some questionable health choices!

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Padbenders

armor, avatar universe, Avatar-themed, Community, competent staff, custom weaponry, Dedicated, Economy, element bending abilities, gameplay, Gear, growth, Immersive, Improvement, minecraft server, Nations, New server, Padbenders Mc, Players, PvP, Staff, supportive environment, Survival, Whitelist

Padbenders Mc Padbenders Mc is an Avatar-themed Minecraft server that immerses players in the world of Avatar, allowing them to join and build nations while utilizing the incredible element-bending abilities from the Avatar Universe. Although it is a new server, Padbenders Mc is dedicated to growth and improvement, not only in gameplay but also in creating a supportive environment for players. Our staff is committed to ensuring that everyone can enjoy everything Padbenders Mc has to offer to the fullest.

What We Offer: Elemental Bending Abilities Custom Weaponry, Gear and Armor Quality Ever Improving Gameplay Community Competent Server-staff

padbenders.exaroton.me:35381

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Dark Lands Minecraft server

Abilities, Bosses, Cases, Dark Lands, Equipment, minecraft server, shadowlands, Storyline, unique mechanics

On the server you will have to find and defeat many bosses, but do not think that it will be very easy – you will have to prepare and equip for a long time. Each boss and mob has unique mechanics and abilities, and unique items and equipment will help you deal with them, all seasoned with a storyline! See you in the Shadowlands

185.9.145.179:25952

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Mechanica

Bedwars, Creative, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, mechanica, Minigames, mmorpg, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Mechanica Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towns	Players can build and manage their own towns with different government types and growth options.
Tech	Added machines and tech features to aid in town progress and allows for complex machineries.
Player-Written Lore	Player actions and stories shape the world and become part of the server’s history.

If you’re interested in helping build a new Minecraft server, join our Discord here!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does Mechanica support?

A: Mechanica supports version 1.16.5 of Minecraft Java Edition.

Q: How can I join a town on Mechanica?

A: You can join a town by reaching out to town mayors or leaders in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I suggest new tech features for Mechanica?

A: Yes, we welcome player suggestions for new tech features. You can share your ideas on Discord or the forums.

Q: How often does the server hold events?

A: Server events are held regularly, with specific schedules posted on Discord and the website.

Niji Craft Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, Craft, Denauth, Discord, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, Land, lazulight, Luxiem, Miscellaneous, niji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids? Join now for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality more than finding diamonds in a dirt block!
We got Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin and LazuLight bringing the hype to the server with their epic content. And don’t even get me started on OBSYDIA and Ethyria – they’re like the dream team of Minecraft madness!

Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, Denauth – these names might sound like potions from a witch’s brew, but they’re actually the awesome factions you can join on this server.

With a teamup schedule that’ll make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and streams that’ll have you glued to your screen like a zombie in a dungeon, this server is the place to be for all Minecraft maniacs!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this blocky wonderland and let the chaos begin! Just remember to ignore the bait, the shitposting, and all the other fags – this server is for true Minecraft warriors only!

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DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

comedy, corny, dad bod, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad life, dad sneakers, dad style, DadJokeMaster, Father, funny, go to, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, parenting, Punny, Puns, silly, smp

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. It’s like a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes fighting evil mobs.
Join us and you’ll be showered with diamonds and enchanted gear. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like golden apples and dragon eggs. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never run out of people to prank and troll.

So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner meme lord. We promise you’ll never look back, unless a creeper blows you up. LOL!

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ConfidentCraft

assertive, Body language, charismatic demeanor, Confidence, ConfidentCraft, eye contact, facial expressions, Gestures, handshake, Mirroring, nonverbal communication, open body language, positive body language, Posture, power poses, self esteem, self-assured, self-confidence, Standing tall, strong presence, tone of voice

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft servers like a lost sheep? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to boost your confidence levels to infinity and beyond!
Join us and you’ll be strutting around like a Minecraft model on a catwalk, showing off your confidence with every block you place. Our server is so confidence-boosting, even the creepers will stop in their tracks to admire your swagger.

So come on over and unleash your inner Minecraft superstar – because on our server, confidence is not just a state of mind, it’s a way of life.

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PutinVsBidenCraft

Aides, air disaster, biden, Conflict, Crisis, crisis management., Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military tensions, national security, political tensions, putin, PutinVsBidenCraft, russia, SECURITY, Shadow war, threat, WARNED, Warning

come join our epic minecraft server where biden aides warned putin about air disasters in russia but it’s all good cuz we got diamond armor to protect us from any shadow wars! our server is so lit, even putin would want to join just to see what all the hype is about. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the crazy adventures and epic battles that go down on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before! #putinaintgotnothinonus #bidenaintplayin #minecraftmadness

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