Unhinging Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MidwestWeatherSwingCraft

2100, American Southwest, climate change, climate trends, drier summers, drought, Environmental Science, extreme patterns, mexico, middle US, MidwestWeatherSwingCraft, Northeast US, precipitation fluctuations, predictions, research, severe weather, severe wet years, Swings, weather patterns, wetter wet periods

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the weather is crazier than a llama on a trampoline! we got droughts in the desert biome that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna. but don’t worry, we also got wetter wet years in the jungle biome that will have you swimming like a squid in a water park.

our research team of zombie scientists predicts that the weather on our server will be more extreme than a skeleton riding a spider. you can expect bigger swings between wetter wet periods and drier summers than a pig in a mud pit. it’s gonna be wilder than a wolf chasing a chicken!

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the weather of your wildest dreams (or nightmares). join now for a chance to survive the ultimate weather apocalypse and become the master of all biomes!

What is the IP for SmallAnt Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, SmallAnt

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Potions Brewed:	150
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	1399
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	1385	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

SmallAnt is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his entertaining speedruns, challenge runs, and gaming content. With a focus on Nintendo games and a knack for boss battles, SmallAnt has built a dedicated fanbase and continues to grow in popularity within the gaming community.

Dark Anarchy

active community, Adventure, Anarchy, anarchy experience, anarchy server, competitive gameplay, Dark Anarchy, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Griefing, growing server, mean people, Minecraft, multiplayer, player interaction, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Survival, Unique Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

BEST ANARCHY SERVER OUT THERE! This server is the best anarchy server for you. We have an active community with friendly and mean people in the server. Thats the best part of anarchy you have a mix of everyone and every type of experience is possible. If your looking for a new and growing anarchy server this is the server for you!

DarkAnarchy.mc.gg

Twitter Whiners Minecraft Server

100m, 8 years, appeals to no one, Concord Devs, designing, heckin, Minecraft, paid, poor devs, pure garbage, Server, twitter, Waste, whiners, Whining

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is so insanely awesome that even the poor devs who wasted 8 years and $100m+ creating garbage games would be jealous! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else – mainly because we bribed the Ender Dragon to guard our IP address. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Minecraft: Dawn Trail Adventure

Adventure, August 27th, Community, Dawn, Dawntrail General, Events, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Minecraft, mmorpg, ONLINE, Resources, RPG, September 11th, smp, Square Enix, The Rising, Trail, Updates, xivg

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchantments Applied:	223	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have people who are literally the protectors of the realm, fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.

Our server is so epic that even the producers of Final Fantasy XIV are talking about us! That’s right, we’re basically celebrities in the gaming world. We have resources galore, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event called The Rising where you can participate in epic quests and challenges from August 27th to September 11th. It’s like a mini-game within a game, how cool is that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll become a legendary protector of the realm yourself!

PickMeNotPlsCraft

21st century, acquaintance, attitude, behaviour, berating, Cooking, cute, cutesy, derogatory, failed relationships, feminine, Girlfriend, Girly, insulting, lunches, mannerisms, outlook, Personality, pick me, PickMeNotPlsCraft, pissed off, Rude

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any pick me attitudes! If you’re cute, feminine, and love cooking for your significant other, then this is the place for you. We celebrate all things girly and cutesy, so if you’re looking for a server that appreciates your adorable mannerisms, look no further!

Join us and leave behind all the haters who can’t handle your cuteness. We don’t stand for anyone calling you a pick me, because here, you’re a queen who deserves to be treated like royalty. And if anyone dares to insult you, our community will have your back with some epic comebacks that will leave them speechless.

So come on over to our server and let your girly side shine. Who needs the negativity of the real world when you can escape to a place where being cute and feminine is celebrated? Plus, we have the best virtual lunches packed with love and care, because that’s just how we roll in this Minecraft world. Join us now and say goodbye to anyone who tries to bring you down – they’ll never get picked in our kingdom of fabulousness!

CanuckCraft SMP: Eh, Sorry, Maple Syrup, Moose

bacon, beavers, Canada, Canadian culture, Canadian people, canadian stereotypes, CanuckCraft, cold weather, Diverse, Friendly, Healthcare, Hockey, IGLOOS, Maple, maple syrup, moose, Mounties, multicultural, politeness, poutine, smp, Stereotypes, Syrup, Tim Hortons

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build igloos, ride polar bears, and apologize excessively? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North, where the creepers say “sorry” before exploding and the zombies are just overly polite lumberjacks. Our server is so Canadian, even the Ender Dragon wears a maple leaf on its back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Tim Hortons hidden somewhere in the world, where you can trade your diamonds for double doubles and maple glazed donuts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Mountie Village, where the villagers ride moose instead of trading with emeralds.

So why wait? Come join our crazy Canadian Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurdly polite and poutine-filled adventure of your life! Oh, and did we mention that every player gets a free pet beaver upon joining? Eh, what are you waiting for, eh?

MinecraftMoodBoost

Bubble Bath, Candlelight, Chocolate, Cuddling, eye contact, FLIRTING, foreplay, intimate setting, Kissing, lingerie, MASSAGE, MinecraftMoodBoost, passionate gaze, romantic dinner, seductive dance, sensual touch, sexy lingerie, slow dance, soft music, whispering, wine

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: you log on and are instantly greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if that’s not enough to get you in the mood, we also have a giant floating taco that rains down diamonds every hour. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyMurderMystery

#criminology, BlockyMurderMystery, Caught, criminal behavior, criminal behavior analysis, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice, criminal justice system, CRIMINAL MINDS, criminal profiling, forensic psychology, investigation, knowledge, law enforcement, murder, PROFESSIONAL, Psychology, psychopathy, serial killers, sociopathy, true crime

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Towns Built:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8

so like, have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a professional serial killer in minecraft? well, now you can find out on our server! we got all the tools and resources you need to become the ultimate stealthy murderer.

join us and unleash your inner psychopath as you stalk your unsuspecting victims through the pixelated forests and caves. but be careful, because there are other players out there who are just as crazy as you are.

if you’re feeling extra bold, you can even team up with other killers to form a deadly gang of murderers. together, you can terrorize the entire server and strike fear into the hearts of all who dare to log on.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and start your reign of terror today! who knows, maybe you’ll become the next infamous minecraft serial killer that everyone talks about.

Cooling Craft: Chill Zone

air conditioning, Chill, chill environments, climate control, Cooling, cooling device, cooling technology, Craft, eco-friendly, energy consumption, energy efficiency, energy saving, energy-efficient cooling, environmental impact, green technology, heat transfer, innovative technology, PHYSICS., radiative cooling, researchers, sustainable cooling, sustainable living, thermal management, Zone

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	420943	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we have coolin devices that make ur builds chill AF like u just popped a cold one with the boys. forget about regular air conditioning, we got that radiative coolin shiz that will blow ur mind. our server is so chill, u might even see penguins waddling around in the snow biomes. come join us and experience the coolest minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it. #chillvibes #penguinparty