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Crafty Butt Pirates: No GF, No Problem!

Abuse, anal slave, anally, butt, Crafty, dark thoughts, destructive behavior, emotional turmoil, fix my life, gook, Inner Demons, Loneliness, no gf, Pirates, probably not, Problem, relationships, seeking fulfillment, seeking validation, self reflection, sexual desires, taboo fantasies, tfw, unhealthy fantasies

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorn riding, dragon slaying, and bacon-eating contests.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in the most ridiculous ways possible!

SMP_CraftyCreeper_68117310

ANONYMOUS, girl band, girl group, idol group, Korean music, korean pop, Kpop, kpop community, kpop fandom, kpop group, kpop idols, loona, loona comeback, loona debut, loona discography, loona fans, loona members, loona music, loona no. 68117310, Music, SMP_CraftyCreeper_68117310

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to loona, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because loona is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles where players ride pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots. Or how about our weekly “Troll Tuesday” events where players can prank each other with exploding chickens and invisible blocks?

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to trade with them? Better brush up on your llama language skills!

And don’t even get us started on our annual “Dress Like a Creeper” day where players compete to see who can blend in with the creepers the best. Trust us, it’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join loona today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe invest in some llama repellent.

Creepers in the Mine

bad news, BETRAYAL, CREEPERS, criticism, devastating news, devastating truth, devastation, Disappointment, dreadful, Failure, harsh reality, HEARTBREAK, Loss, rejection, Shocking.., Terrifying, Tragedy, unwanted, unwelcome information, Worst Case Scenario, worst nightmare

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4941
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Farms Harvested:	530	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a zombie pigman? Well, fear not my friend, because we have the perfect server for you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about the joy of building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every Tuesday at 3:00 PM sharp?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server if you want to hear the sweet sound of a creeper serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Shark” on a loop. Or maybe you’re in the mood for a treasure hunt where the only clues are written in ancient pig Latin.

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have explosions and chicken armies instead? Join us now, if you dare!

Ukraine’s Speedy Brigade – Invading Russia

aggression, Army, Brigade, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitical, international relations, INVADING, Invasion, Military, military intervention, military strategy, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Speedy, Troops, Ukraine, Ukraines, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Holy Grails Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have the toughest and fastest brigades from ukraine invading russia! we got soldiers in full gear fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s world war 3! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we conquer the minecraft world together. plus, our leader is a secret agent who can summon lightning bolts with just a snap of his fingers. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane action-packed server!

SimpCraft Minecraft Server

APPEAL, campaign trail, Communication, demographics, election, grassroots, kennedy, Messaging, Minecraft, Outreach, Persuasion, political campaign, political platform, public opinion, Server, Shanahan, simp, simpcraft, strategy, Tactics, target audience, voterbase, Voting

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9756
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your inner simp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for Kennedy/Shanahan to reach the simp voterbase! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond gifts, virtual roses, and even a special “Simp of the Month” competition where the winner gets to be serenaded by our resident bard with a custom love song. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your simp skills and make new friends who understand your dedication to your favorite Minecraft crush. Join now and let the simp-tastic adventures begin!

TopNotchCrafters Minecraft SMP: Are They Really the Best?

Analysis, Assessment, best, comparison, critique, doubt, Evaluation, Excellence, inquiry, Minecraft, Quality, Questioning, Ranking, review, skepticism, smp, top choice, top option, top pick, top rated, top selection, TopNotchCrafters, uncertainty

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Or how about participating in our annual “Build-a-Beach” competition where players race against each other to create the most ridiculous beach scene using only blocks of cheese and slime?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens while trying to knock each other off with giant carrots. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of our server and earn the title of “Master of Madness”!

PimplePoppin’ Minecraft Server

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakout, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, emotional response, Insecurity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overreaction, personal space, PimplePoppin, Pimples, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, skincare

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	942	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ores Mined:	600	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of your boyfriend rubbing your face like it’s a magic lamp on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-face-rubbing policy! Join us and never worry about awkward breakout patches being rubbed again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are respected and crazy adventures await, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a boyfriend who doesn’t think face rubbing is a normal conversation starter.

BlockBuddiesCraft

BlockBuddiesCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, coworker, engaged, Etiquette, feelings, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, loyalty, misunderstanding, personal space, professional behavior, relationships, Respect, social dynamics, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, work trip

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Runes Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where personal space is always respected, unlike poor Marcus on that work trip!

Join us for a fun and friendly community where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No need to worry about awkward shoulder resting situations here, unless of course, you’re into that kind of thing (we don’t judge).

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a friend like Sam who knows how to respect boundaries and keep things platonic.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of shoulder resting (with consent, of course). See you in the game!

CraftyMinecrafters

addiction, Algorithms, comparison, constant updates, CraftyMinecrafters, cyberbullying, Digital Detox, DISLIKES, echo chambers, fake news, hate, mental health, Misinformation, NEGATIVE, ONLINE, Platforms, privacy concerns, social media, targeted advertising, time consuming, validation seeking

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Tired of dealing with annoying trolls and drama queens on social media? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop. Our server is a troll-free zone, unless you count the actual trolls that live under our virtual bridges. But don’t worry, they’re more interested in collecting shiny diamonds than causing trouble.

Looking for a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment? On our server, you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks if that’s what tickles your fancy. We don’t judge, we just marvel at your questionable taste in building materials.

Sick of seeing the same old recycled memes and cat videos on your feed? Join our server and experience a whole new world of dank memes and hilarious cat videos – all created by our talented community of players. Who needs social media influencers when you have Minecraft players who can build a functioning roller coaster out of redstone and minecarts?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing trending is your epic builds and ridiculous antics. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and welcoming community anywhere else.

SinaiSmugglersCraft

arms smuggling, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, egypt, Government, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, palestine, Politics, qatar, SECURITY, Sinai, SinaiSmugglersCraft, SMUGGLING, Terrorism, weapons

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

So, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got crazier stuff happening than arms smuggling from Egypt’s Sinai, like, who even cares about that when you could be building epic castles and battling creepers with your homies? Plus, we got this wild story about how the founder of the server once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story, bro! So, like, forget about Qatar and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, yo!

AntSizedSwordSwing

action, Adventure, Anime, anime characters, Anime swords, ant sized, AntSizedSwordSwing, Characters, creativity, FANTASY, fantasy world, Fiction, giant weapons, imagination, oversized swords, Size Comparison, small characters, storytelling, sword fighting, Unique, weapons

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6160
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Potions Brewed:	180
Dragon Eggs Found:	7540	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

come join our minecraft server where the swords are bigger than your mom’s meatloaf! we got anime swords so big, they make skyscrapers look like toothpicks. imagine slicing through creepers with a sword the size of a school bus! it’s like playing minecraft on hard mode, but with extra ridiculousness.

our server is so epic, even the villagers are in on the action. they ride around on giant chickens and throw emeralds at you like confetti. and don’t even get me started on the pigs – they wear top hats and monocles and demand to be called sir oinksalot. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor. zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons doing the macarena – it’s a sight to behold.

so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for the giant anime swords – they may be bigger than you, but they’re definitely not smarter.