unfunny performances – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

”LameCraft Server”

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Are you tired of boring, unfunny characters on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and meet the wackiest, most outrageous characters you’ve ever seen in your blocky life.

We’ve got Steve, the block-headed hero who once defeated a creeper by telling it a knock-knock joke. And don’t forget about Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Larrybrine, who can summon a herd of dancing pigs with just a flick of his pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to anyone who can defeat him in a chicken dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild, hilarious adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what kind of crazy characters and antics you’ll encounter next!

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Mom’s Euro Adventure

1 Year Old Son, Adventure, Cancer, center of attention, Chemo cycles, Divorced, Draining excitement., EURO, Europe, European Vacation, family, Family commitments, Family in Portugal, family trip, Feeding schedules, Fights, flexible schedule, Flight, Friends, grandmother, irritated, London, moms, Monitoring, Nightmare, opportunity, Out of state family, portugal, quality time, Remember trip, Sleeping schedules, Stage 4 Cancer, Taking Mom, Wife

Are you tired of constantly monitoring your one-year-old on vacation? Want to focus on yourself and have a blast without worrying about nap schedules and feeding times? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your only worry is building the coolest structures!

We understand the struggle of trying to plan a trip with family members who just don’t get it. That’s why our server is the perfect getaway for some quality “me time.” No more arguments about who gets to visit family in Europe or missing out on once-in-a-lifetime experiences.

Come join us and let loose in a world where the only drama is deciding what block to use next. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make new friends who understand the importance of solo adventures. Say goodbye to fights about vacation plans and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise!

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HouthisHitIsraelButWeStaySafe

Blame, blame game, Conflict, Diplomacy, geopolitical maneuvering, Houthis, Houthis aggression, Houthis military, HouthisHitIsraelButWeStaySafe, international relations, iran, Iran foreign policy, Iran influence, Iran strategy, Iran support, israel attack, Israel defense, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East dynamics, Politics, regional tensions

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta team up with ur buddies to take down the big bad bosses? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro. we got factions fighting each other like it’s world war 3, except with creepers and skeletons instead of tanks and missiles.

u wanna join cuz we got this crazy story line where the houthis from iran are teaming up with us to take down israel, but don’t worry, we’re keeping our distance so we don’t get blamed for any of the chaos. it’s like a real-life political drama, but in minecraft form.

plus, we got custom plugins and mods that will blow ur mind. wanna ride a dragon into battle? we got u covered. wanna build a castle that can withstand a nuclear blast? we got u covered. wanna prank ur friends by turning their house into a giant toilet? we got u covered.

so come join the madness, where alliances are made and broken, where wars are fought and won, and where anything is possible. just don’t forget to bring ur sense of humor, cuz things can get pretty wild around here.

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MiniMeCraft

Cloning, genetic anomaly, genetic mutation, identity crisis, MiniMeCraft, one-of-a-kind child, rare occurrence, Reproduction, self-cloning, self-duplication, self-fertilization, self-generation, self-identity, self-impregnation, self-offspring, self-parenting, self-procreation, self-replication, self-reproduction, unique offspring, unlikely scenario

join dis server if u want to experience da wackiest, wildest, most unpredictable adventure of ur lyfe!! we got llamas that can do the cha cha slide, creepers that tell dad jokes, and villagers who throw raves every saturday night. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, maybe a giant chicken riding a pig or a rainbow sheep that farts glitter.

but wait, there’s more!! if u somehow have a kid with yourself, it is highly unlikely that it will be another one of you. dat’s right, our server has a glitch in da matrix dat creates crazy hybrid creatures like a half-enderman half-pig or a zombie with wings. it’s like a genetic experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way.

so come join us on dis server and prepare to laugh ur blocky butt off. who needs reality when u can have dis level of insanity in a virtual world? trust us, u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

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Absolutely Suspicious Vanilla SMP – Apply now, we promise we’re not shady!

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Absolutely, Anti-Xray plugins, apply, Community, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Images, INCLUSIVE, Ledger, Magic, Modded, modpacks, North America, pokemon channel, Promise, Semi Vanilla, Shady, smp, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, suspicious, Themes, ticket system, Vanilla, voice chat

Apply here:	~https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7~

INFORMATION	TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are the main focus – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative. Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.

SEASONS	Season 12 will be coming on the 2nd of August! Hosted on the latest version, 1.21, more information will be revealed as the date gets closer.

Why should you join us?	Servers hosted in North America Discord to Minecraft chat Simple Voice Chat integration Suggestion forums, available to all members Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support Diamond economy, no shop plugins Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback Organized Dragon Fights and various other events 350 server members, and 550 members in total …we also have a Pokemon channel :3

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums, available to all members
Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback
Organized Dragon Fights and various other events
350 server members, and 550 members in total
…we also have a Pokemon channel :3

MINI SEASONS	To bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons! These last around a month – usually starting in December and June; Our last mini-season used the Vault Hunters modpack, but can consist of custom modpacks on Fabric based on different themes; space, magic, etc.

DISCORD	Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Being on the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed all within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or take breaks from playing.

If you’d also like to see a few images of spawn from previous seasons;	~https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n~

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

To apply to join the server, visit the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel.

What is the theme of Season 12?

Season 12 will be hosted on the latest version, 1.21, and more information about the theme will be revealed as the date gets closer.

Are there any rules in the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to create a positive and inclusive community. These rules will be available to you once you join the Discord server.

Can I join the mini seasons even if I missed the main season?

Yes, you can join the mini seasons even if you missed the main season. These mini seasons are a great way to stay engaged with the community between main seasons.

RMS’s World Domination Minecraft Server

activism, Diversity, Domination, empowerment, equality, FEMINIST, Gatekeeping, gender bias, gender equality, Impact, inclusion, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, open source, progress, RMS, RMSs, Server, sexism, social change, tech industry, Technology, women in tech, world

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is a wild and wacky place because RMS didn’t spend 40 years gatekeeping women out of tech! Join us for a server filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs because without RMS, anything is possible!

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena instead of blowing up your creations. And forget about boring old mining for resources – here, you can just ask nicely and the blocks will jump right into your inventory!

But that’s not all – thanks to RMS not being a tech tyrant, our server has a secret portal to a dimension where all the cats are giant and ride around on llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and the world’s best chocolate chip cookies.

So come join us on our RMS-free Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper dance party)!

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CraftyFacts Minecraft Server

cool fact, Country, CraftyFacts, culture, Destruction, fun fact, geography, History, Impressive.., INTERESTING, laser beam, long tail tag, Minecraft, power, Server, Space, super-powered, Tag, Technology, Trivia, Unique, vaporize, weapon

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher! Join us if you want to avoid having your country vaporized by our super-powered laser beam machine from space.

But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom here. Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and monocle. It was so fabulous that it attracted a real-life llama to the server, who proceeded to join in on the fun and start a llama dance party.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama wrangling or space laser dodging. The possibilities are endless!

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BlocktopiaCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. Use your diamond sword to defeat them and claim victory for all of Minecraft-kind!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party. Dance with skeletons, zombies, and even the elusive Enderman as you groove to the beat of the jukebox.

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you can challenge the mighty Blaze King to a dance-off. If you win, you’ll be rewarded with a flaming hot diamond pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

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PixelPanic: Internet WTFs & Why

creepy, dark web, Disturbing, disturbing content, disturbing images, disturbing stories, disturbing videos, disturbing websites, explicit, Gore, graphic content, Horror, inappropriate, internet, NSFW, ONLINE, PixelPanic, shock factor, Traumatizing, unsettling, violence, WTFs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most f’d up way possible!

Join our server if you want to witness the most disturbing and outrageous builds ever created in Minecraft. From giant toilets made out of diamond blocks to a rollercoaster that takes you through a haunted mansion filled with creepy mobs, our server has it all.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re looking for a server that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing hysterically at the same time, then come join us. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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AzerCraft Minecraft Server

Assistance, Autonomy, azerbaijan, AzerCraft, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, French territories, Help, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, pledges, political commitment, president, Secure, self-determination, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Support, Unity

yo, dis server be lit like azerbaijan’s president tryna help french territories get independence. like, imagine if the blocks in minecraft were actually countries and azerbaijan’s president was like “yo, i gotchu fam, let’s break free from da oppression of da blocks!”

so like, if you wanna be part of dis epic journey to freedom and build your own independent nation in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join us and let’s overthrow the blocky overlords together!

plus, we got mad crazy events like “build your own revolution” where you gotta create a rebel base in minecraft and fight off da evil block army. or “survive the coup” where you gotta navigate through a maze of political intrigue and betrayal to become da new ruler of your own mini kingdom.

so come on, join us and be part of dis wild ride to independence and freedom in minecraft! let’s show dem blocks who’s boss!

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EVsEh?TariffTrack

Automotive Industry, Canada, Chinese-made EVs, economic impact, economic sanctions, electric vehicles, environmental regulations, EVsEhTariffTrack, foreign trade, global trade tensions, government policy, Import Taxes, international relations, market competition, North America, Subsidies, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, transportation sector, volpe

so like, this server is like the craziest place ever man. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep. you can ride on a rainbow unicorn and battle giant chickens. it’s like a party in your computer, dude.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil llamas. build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from a horde of zombie pandas. trust me, it’s wild.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to dance? yeah, it’s lit. so come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it, bro.

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