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CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	302	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

CraftyPranksMC

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	190
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we take harmless pranks to a whole new level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start following you around, clucking non-stop. Or how about finding your house filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary prankster, Steve the Enderman. Rumor has it he once replaced an entire village with giant pink flamingos just for laughs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous pranks and hilarious shenanigans, then join us today! Just be prepared to never take anything seriously again.

Blind Memory Lane

Blind, blind people, brain capabilities, cognitive abilities, cognitive functions, Disabilities, exceptional talents, extraordinary talents, hidden talents, Lane, Memory, memory recall, memory retention, mental abilities, neurological conditions, photographic memories, remarkable skills, sensory perception, Special Skills, Unique abilities, visual impairment, visual memory

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7469
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

so, like, you know how some people are blind but have, like, crazy good memory? well, imagine if those people were playing minecraft on this server! they could totally build the most epic structures without even seeing them! it’s like, mind-blowing, dude.

also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. they’re like, the ultimate redstone engineers and they’re always looking for new recruits. join the server and you might just get to meet these legendary llamas!

oh, and did i mention that the server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens? they’ve hacked into the game’s code and created their own chicken utopia. if you join the server, you’ll have the chance to befriend these genius chickens and maybe even learn their secrets.

so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s totally out of this world, come join us! who knows what kind of crazy adventures and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Ollie’s Graduation Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, aspirations, career, Dedication, determination, Diploma, education, Future, goals, graduate, Graduation, hard work, inspiration, milestone, Minecraft, motivation, ollie, Ollies, perseverance, School, Server, should, success

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	162
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, Ollie should graduate, things are about to get WILD! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that Ollie, the owner of the server, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon dragons, turn creepers into cute little bunnies, and even make diamonds rain from the sky! And if you join his server, you might just get a chance to learn some of his magical ways.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft. Imagine grooving to the beat with your fellow players while riding on the backs of flying pigs. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join Ollie should graduate today and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: ChuuCraft Chronicles

Anime, Chronicles, Chuubas, ChuuCraft, Content Creation, cute, digital content creators, Entertainment, Gaming, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Kawaii, livestreamers, Minecraft, Online Community, online entertainment, online personalities, online streaming, smp, streaming, virtual personalities, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic PvP battles, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered minions and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or challenge his rule in an epic showdown?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, the lair is guarded by a pack of deranged llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

KidCraft: No Excuses!

aunt, Behavior, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousins, discipline, Empathy, Excuses, family, family dynamics, KidCraft, Maturity, parenting, Parenting styles, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, teenagers, uncle, Understanding

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ores Mined:	7839	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magic Items Found:	4604	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and crutches are weapons of choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Tyler and Brooklyn had an epic crutch battle that shook the entire family gathering.

Witness the drama unfold as Tyler hurls crutches down the stairs like a pro, only to be thwarted by Brooklyn’s fierce determination to defend her territory. Who will emerge victorious in this epic showdown? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to Elle, the ultimate defender of kids being “just kids” no matter what crazy antics they get up to. Watch as she shields Tyler from the wrath of the family, proclaiming that no one is hurt and he’s just a kid. Will her fierce loyalty be enough to save him from the consequences of his actions?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is always expected and crutches are more than just mobility aids, join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what wild adventures await you in our crazy world!

TimeMachine SMP: 15YearOldMe

15YearOldMe, smp, Timemachine

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8866	Zombie Dances:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	1864	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to give advice to your 15-year-old self! Imagine the chaos and confusion as you try to explain the wonders of redstone contraptions and diamond mining to your past self. Will you change the course of history or create a paradox that destroys the fabric of reality? Only one way to find out – join our server and embark on this wild time-traveling adventure! Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that lay golden eggs. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever created!

CraftyBeautyLand

baby names, beautiful name, charming names, CraftyBeautyLand, delightful names, elegant names, enchanting names, favorite names, gorgeous names, Heard, lovely names, lovely sounding names, MOST BEAUTIFUL, name ideas, name suggestions, Naming, naming inspiration, pleasing names, pretty names, stunning names, unique names

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	223	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that just saying its name will make your enemies tremble in fear? Well, this server is definitely not that one. But hey, who needs a fancy name when you have a server filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself?

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of majestic llamas as you battle against a horde of evil villagers who are trying to steal all your diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. With treacherous lava pits, deadly creeper explosions, and a never-ending supply of prankster Endermen, you’ll need all the luck (and armor) you can get to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Maduro’s Airplane Minecraft Server

Airplane, caribbean, controversy, diplomatic incident, Dominican Republic, embargo, extradition, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduros, Minecraft, Politics, President Nicolas Maduro, sanctions, Seizure, Server, south america, travel, united states, US, Venezuela

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchantments Applied:	64
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like the US seizing Venezuela President Nicolas Maduro’s airplane in the Dominican Republic? well, guess what, this server is even crazier than that!

join us for the most wild adventures in the minecraft world, where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players in epic battles. we have insane plugins that will blow ur mind and make u never want to leave.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta be super sneaky to find it, but once u do, u will be the richest player on the server.

so come join us and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Zelensky’s Weaponless Warriors

aggression, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, long-range strikes, Military, military aid, military capabilities, military intervention, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, WARFARE, Warriors, Weaponless, weapons, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have all the weapons ukraine needs to take down russia! we got long-range strikes that go deep inside enemy territory, just like zelensky wanted! our server is so lit, even putin is scared to log on! join now for the ultimate battle of the century!

What is the IP for GOOBER GANG Minecraft Server?

demon world, demon x, Gang, goober, goobers, goobers gang, goobers universe, goobers world, mangopool, mangos world, Minecraft, roblox, Server, stud, stud plays, xdemon

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	54	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

GOOBER GANG is a up-and-coming rap collective hailing from Atlanta, Georgia. With a unique sound that blends trap, hip-hop, and punk influences, they have been making waves in the underground music scene. Comprised of members Lil Goober, Big Goober, and Lil Goober Jr., GOOBER GANG is known for their energetic live performances and catchy hooks. Keep an eye out for this talented group as they continue to showcase their creativity and push boundaries in the music industry.