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CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

AlchemyCraft

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Bukkit, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, hypixel, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spigot, Survival, survivalcraft, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

New minecraft java server 1.20, in which you can enjoy unique alchemical items in minecraft! You can also play in the pvp survival world, plot world, obtain protections, unique challenges, parkour, obtain jobs… We invite you to play! Availability of ranks Apprentice, Alchemist, Moderator, Chosen.

alchemycraft.vultam.host:25685

Anti.AC

Anti.AC, challenging gameplay, Economy, Fair Gameplay, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mines Excavated:	2650
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406

Welcome to Anti.AC, the ultimate Minecraft server for players committed to fair and challenging gameplay.

anti.ac

CreepCraft

CreepCraft, derogatory term, disrespectful language, insult, long tail tags: offensive language, name-calling, YOU WHORE

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchantments Applied:	70	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right. Diamond. Eggs. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flock of blinged-out chickens?

Oh, and did we mention the talking pigs? That’s right, our pigs have mastered the art of conversation and love to gossip about all the drama happening in the Minecraft world. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a pig spill the tea.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with dancing creepers, diamond eggs, and chatty pigs. Just watch out for the zombie villagers trying to crash the party – they’re the real party poopers.

Pixel Pals

Aggie, AO3 page, Blender models, Fang board playlists, game assets, Goodbye Volcano High, hug the gator, I Wani Hug That Gator, indie game, Low Poly models, Modding Guide, Mods, PALS, PIXEL, Previous thread, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, visual novel

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8079
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most epic and outrageous server you’ll ever find! Join us for a wild ride on a server where you can hug gators, play as cavemen, and explore the mysterious world of Snoot Game!

But that’s not all, we have a whole playlist of gator-themed music to keep you grooving while you build your ultimate base. And don’t forget to check out our Snootboorus for some crazy fan art and fics that will blow your mind!

Need some mods to spice up your gameplay? We’ve got you covered with a modding guide and a whole list of Snoot Mods that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

redstone.city

Chill, city, competitive, Minecraft, Redstone, Server, smp, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5475	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

A classic Towny survival.

This Towny survival is focused on the chill survival aspect, not focused on the competitive SMP aspect.

redstone.city

Gearbound: Where mods turn simple mining into a chaotic hodgepodge of madness!

Bosses, building, chaotic, Discord, Economy, Exploration, Gearbound, hodgepodge, Machines, madness, Mining, Modded, Mods, Shops, Simple, society, Transport, Turn, Whitelist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Gearbound Minecraft Server Overview

Focus	Community driven economy and society
Features	Shops, transport, building, bosses, exploration, machines
Joining Instructions	Join the discord and go through the whitelist process
Discord	https://discord.gg/ndmKvaT5pW

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and complete the whitelist process
What can I expect in terms of gameplay?	Focus on community, economy, shops, transport, building, bosses, exploration, and machines
Are there any specific rules I should be aware of?	Refer to the server’s discord for rules and guidelines
Is the server regularly updated with new content?	Yes, the server aims to provide new content and updates regularly

CraftyKiller’s Minecraft Server

aggression, assault, Combat, Conflict, consequences, controversial, CraftyKillers, crime, Decision making, ethical dilemma, Hoholinas, join the army, kill, Legal, Military, Minecraft, morality, rape, redditors, Server, social media, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Love Letters Sent:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, you can join the army and embark on epic quests to raid the mythical land of Hoholinas and battle against the evil Redditoors! But beware, the Hoholinas are known for their sneaky traps and the Redditoors have mastered the art of downvoting their enemies into oblivion. So grab your sword, saddle up your trusty pig mount, and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions! Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans? Join now and let the madness begin!

Mystmoor Junior High School

Builds, Cheating, classic, Community, Discord, education, Enhancements, enthusiasts, gameplay, Grief, hard mode, Immersive, Passion, pay to win, PvP, School, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Emeralds Found:	3178	Crops Grown:	5238
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion.

Mystmoor provides: + Friendly staff ready to help. + Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements. + Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted. + The challenge of Hard mode. + Strong measures against cheating and grief. + No pay-to-win.

Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!

smp.mystmoor.com

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

AMI, animated pv, Cardinal Saint, CraftyCraze, crew directory., Dark, Europa character CD, Exo Diablo, Extra Drops Campaign, FAQ, Future Schedule, gbf, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy General, granblue fantasy toolbox, helpful links, how to start, Magna 3 Leviathan Mare Omega, May Schedule, mc skin, Mega Pastebin, Minecraft, New Tier IV Class, Recent News, rise of the beasts, ROADMAP, Samurai Trails, Server, Shieldsworn, The Harbinger’s Lament, Transcendence, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Yggdrasil Arbo Omega Raid

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Villages Defended:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos? Well, look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us for our Extra Drops Campaign (Dark), where you can find rare and valuable items at every turn. And don’t forget to check out our new Tier IV Class: Shieldsworn, because who doesn’t want to wield a shield the size of a house?

But that’s not all! Take on the Magna 3 Leviathan Mare Omega & Yggdrasil Arbo Omega Raid & Transcendence for a chance to prove your strength and earn epic rewards. Plus, show off your skills with the Unite & Fight MC Skin event – because who doesn’t want to look fabulous while battling it out?

And mark your calendars for the Europa Character CD release – because nothing says “I’m a true gamer” like jamming out to some epic tunes while building your Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure by heading to our website in any Chromium-based browser. And remember, read the FAQ before posting – unless you want to risk getting lost in a sea of confusion.

See you in the game, fellow adventurers! Let’s make some memories that will go down in Minecraft history.

Crafty League of RM B

club, Competition, competition level, Crafty, elite teams, Football League, la liga, League, league ranking, Ranking system, real madrid, Rivalry, RM B, Soccer, spanish football, spanish league, sports, sports analysis, TEAM, Top 2, top tier

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We’re so cool that even La Liga teams want to play on our server. Real Madrid is always battling it out to see if they can make it to the top of our leaderboards. Will they conquer all or will they be defeated by our other players? Join now to find out and maybe even challenge them to a PvP match!

But that’s not all! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon is scared to spawn here. Legend has it that Notch himself blessed our server with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players. You’ll be decked out in the best gear in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even run into Steve himself mining for diamonds in our virtual world. See you in the game!