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Safe Porn Minecraft Server

18yo girl, Acting, agency compliance, coping mechanism, drug abuse, dumb, easy money, education, family ties, future opportunities., hidden past, Humiliation, law compliance, low entry barrier, Minecraft, overdose risk, Personal, porn, porn industry, Safe, salary, Secret Past, Server, wasted earnings

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1818	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and making friends with pixelated pigs.

🤩 Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun! Who needs a job or education when you can become a Minecraft master and rule over your own kingdom?

😜 Forget about the dangers of the real world, on our server, the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! Explore hidden caves, discover hidden treasures, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

🤪 And hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure, look no further! Join our server and embark on crazy quests, meet eccentric characters, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the laughter and fun begin! Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can have a blast in our virtual world? 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Is Joe Rogan’s Standup Overhated Minecraft SMP

Audience, comedian, cringeworthy, critique, duds, ENERGY, Entertainment, Expectations, funny, good standup, humor, Joe, joe rogan, jokes, Kek, Minecraft, overhated, Performance, reactions, rogans, smp, Special, standup, standup comedy, Watched

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Crops Grown:	4460	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMP servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have Joe Rogan himself as a special guest comedian! That’s right, Joe Rogan will be cracking jokes while you mine and build to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy characters like a talking creeper named Bob who tells dad jokes, a group of zombie villagers who have formed a boy band, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting for you to find. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

GravityCraft.net

1.20.1, 1.7.10, Economy, Friends, FTB, GravityCraft, HiTech, Magic, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, No Lags, PvP, Servers, technomagic

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Best modded minecraft servers 1.20.1 and 1.7.10, HiTech, Magic, Technomagic modpacks, no lags! Play with friends

116.203.200.230:25600

Sunday Funday Minecraft Server

#workout, Aozakura: Bouei Daigakukou Monogatari, Funday, Good Knees Day, Hello Work Monsters, Kaihen no Mahoutsukai, Kaiten no Albus, Kokoro Himeru no Zen Himitsu, Komi-san wa Komyushou desu, Maiko-san Chi no Makanai-san, mao, Maoujou de Oyasumi, Mikadono Sanshimai wa Angai Choroi, Minecraft, Momose Akira no Hatsukoi Hatanchuu, Red Blue, Rock a Rock, Ryu to Ichigo, Server, Shite no Hana, Strand, Sunday, Tatari, Tokachi Hitoribocchi Nouen, tonikaku kawaii, Utsuranain desu, Weekly Shōnen Sunday, wss

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL like a creeper? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to build, mine, and survive! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will have you rolling in the diamonds!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden village filled with villagers who loved to party all night long. They danced like zombies and sang like skeletons, creating a spectacle that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains enchanted gear so powerful, it can turn a pig into a pigman with a single touch!

So come on, join us on our server and let’s create memories that will make even Herobrine jealous. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Sk8 Minecraft SMP Mastermind

extreme sports, mastermind, Minecraft, SK8, skate culture, skate tricks, skateboarding, Skateboarding analysis, skateboarding community, skateboarding culture, Skateboarding discussion, Skateboarding for beginners, Skateboarding is it straight, Skateboarding lifestyle, Skateboarding techniques, Skateboarding tips, skateboarding tricks, Skateboarding Tutorial, Skateboarding video, Skateboarding video analysis, Skateboarding YouTube, smp, Straight..

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our SMP is as straight as a circle! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinksalot?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…dirt? Hey, you never know what you might find in there!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. Oh, and maybe don’t trust the chickens. They’re up to something, I swear.

Stranded

1.16, 1.17, Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Stranded is a high-quality Minecraft server, featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: stranded.lol BEDROCK IP: stranded.lol (Port 19132)

Stranded.lol

Cosy Craft Minecraft Server

#comfortfood, #comfybed, #comfychair, #comfyclothes, #comfyimages, #comfylife, #feelingshitty, #getwellsoon, #sickday, #stomachvirus, comfort, Comforting, comfy, Cosy, Cozy, Craft, healing, Minecraft, Relaxation, REST, selfcare, Server, sick, wellness

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Farms Harvested:	150
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of feeling like shit in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can feel like shit in a virtual world instead! Our server is so comfy, it’ll make you forget all about that stomach virus you’re dealing with. Plus, we have the best collection of comfy images to help distract you from your misery. So why suffer alone when you can suffer with us in Minecraft? Join now for a truly sickening experience!

Over It Minecraft SMP

acceptance, acceptance of reality, Breakup, Closure, closure journey., closure process, emotional closure, Emotional healing, end of relationship, finding peace, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, moving on from heartbreak, realization, realization of loss, relationship ending, Self Discovery, smp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Towns Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

When you accidentally blew up your friend’s diamond castle with a misplaced TNT block and they declared war on you by unleashing a horde of angry llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. That’s when you knew it was truly over. But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to start fresh and redeem yourself from your llama-induced shame. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT HUSK

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

yw05.vanillaboxmc.ru

Split Slav Minecraft Server

BALKANS, communism, Cultural differences, Dissolution, Divided, Ethnic groups, historical events, History, Identity, independence movements, language barriers, Migration, Minecraft, nationalism, political borders, Server, Slav, social divisions, southern slavs, SPLIT, territorial disputes, World War I, world war II, YUGOSLAVIA

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Ever wonder why southern Slavs got divided from the rest? Well, it all started when they stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server that was so epic, it literally split them off from the rest of the world. This server is so lit, it’s like the Holy Grail of Minecraft servers. Join us and experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle epic mobs that will make your heart race faster than a creeper chasing after a noob. So come on, join us and be part of the legendary tale of how the southern Slavs got separated from the rest because of a Minecraft server that was just too damn awesome to handle.