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BidenCraft: No Nukes, Just Blocks!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	161
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

hey u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s lit af! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that twerk for diamonds!

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server, but don’t worry, we defeated it with our epic diamond swords and enchanted armor.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance? it’s wild, man.

so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! oh, and don’t forget to bring your sense of humor cuz things can get pretty wacky around here. let’s goooooo!

Glass Portal Mine

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ores Mined:	8501	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159

join dis server if u wanna break through dat glass and find out if its a window or a screen lolz. we got creepers that dance the macarena, pigs that fly like superman, and diamonds that sing opera. u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world. come join us and let’s break through dat glass together, cuz who needs reality when u got minecraft craziness amirite?

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where even creepers have better political skills than most players

alliances, collaboration, Community, Conquest, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Empires, Events, Hardrada, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, Political, PvP, Quests, Server, Skills, storytelling, strategy, Trade, Vanilla, WARFARE, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Animals Bred:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	12

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding
Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you. Why Choose Our Server? Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision. Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone. Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history. Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion. Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players. Features: Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities. Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards. PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy. Join Us Today! Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding

Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you.

Why Choose Our Server?

Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history.
Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion.
Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players.

Features:

Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities.
Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards.
PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQs

1. Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level. Our community is friendly and supportive, so don’t hesitate to join!
2. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow?: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server or on our website.
3. How can I start building my empire on the server?: Once you join the server, you can explore the world and start building your empire wherever you choose. You can also collaborate with other players to create magnificent structures.
4. Can I participate in events and quests on the server?: Absolutely! We regularly host events and quests for players to participate in and earn unique rewards and recognition.
5. How can I engage in PvP and warfare on the server?: If you’re interested in PvP and warfare, you can test your skills in strategic battles and wars against other players. Alternatively, you can focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, big mom, blocky, cousins, Dragon.., elbaf, imu, Lafitte, loki, Luffy’s mom, Minecraft, one piece, Perospero, Rocks’ crew, schizocrafting theories, Server, Shanks, Vegapunk

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Crops Grown:	2061	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Enchantments Applied:	106
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting? Look no further than our server, where we have the most outrageous schizocrafting theories you’ve ever heard!

Join us and discover the hidden secrets of the Minecraft universe, like how Lafitte from Rocks’ crew faked his death just like the real Lafitte (mind blown, right?). And get ready for the shocking revelation that Imu is actually Luffy’s mom – who saw that coming?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter not one, but TWO Lokis on Elbaf. And don’t even get us started on the crazy family connections, like Shanks and Dragon being long-lost cousins. And guess what? Perospero is actually the secret love child of Big Mom and Vegapunk.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with insane theories and mind-blowing revelations, join our Minecraft server now. Just be prepared for your brain to explode with all the craziness that awaits you. See you there, crafters!

”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9483
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Void Armor Forged:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Crafty Masturbating Miners

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Epic Quests Completed:	27

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.