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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 3002 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 639993 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness, where players are more likely to accidentally set themselves on fire than actually complete a mission. But hey, who needs boring old emergencies when you can have epic fails and epic wins in the world of Minecraft?
So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most bizarre reactions to emergencies (or lack thereof), then come join us on our server. Just remember, when in doubt, build a house!