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SMPWrestlerCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Wrestling Experience

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Void Armor Forged:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take PvP to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of surviving Choppa Phase 5 – trust us, it’s no joke. And after a long day of battling it out, you can relax by sucking on some big tiddies (yes, you read that right). Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever experience in a Minecraft server. Join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

anger, awkward situations, Babysitting, Boundaries, child care, Communication, daycare, feeling taken advantage of, Friends, Help, husband, Kids, KidzCraft, Minecraft, neighbor, overreacting, parenting, saying no, Server, stay at home mom, Upset, working parents, working together

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your neighbors? Do you feel like a free babysitting service instead of a human being? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and leave all your babysitting woes behind. No more awkward conversations with your neighbors, no more feeling like a doormat. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a dragon tamer!

Forget about saying no to babysitting requests, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is epic adventures and endless fun. So come on, join us and leave the babysitting drama behind – after all, who needs neighbors when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

NoKidsNoDiamonds

Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, INDEPENDENCE, NoKidsNoDiamonds, Obligations, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Siblings, stress, Support, vacation, work

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9497	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of being called a worthless piece of shit by your family? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after dealing with annoying relatives. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of living with family members who never pay bills. Join us now and build your own virtual family that actually appreciates you!

RedFlagMan on Minecraft SMP

anger issues, Cheating, communication problems, controlling behavior, DATING, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of empathy, manipulative behavior, Men, Minecraft, narcissistic traits, red flags, red flags in men, reddit, RedFlagMan, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Votes:	9025	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join us if you want to witness the epic tale of Steve, the blocky Casanova who wooed all the villagers with his impeccable redstone skills and charming smile. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Pigman Gang, a group of pigs who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But beware, there are red flags aplenty in this wacky world. From players who build giant statues of themselves to those who hoard all the diamonds for themselves, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home!

10/10 Show Limited Ed.

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	346344
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	754	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a character from your favorite TV show with fewer than 50 episodes! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own version of Pawnee from Parks and Recreation or fight off Demogorgons in the Upside Down from Stranger Things.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves dressed as the cast of Game of Thrones.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate crossover event of your wildest dreams! Who needs a TV show when you can live it out in Minecraft?

SafariSlaughter Minecraft Server

animal culling, Animals, conservation, elephants, Endangered species, ethical hunting, hippos, hunting, meat distribution, Minecraft, Namibia, Namibian wildlife, SafariSlaughter, Server, sustainable hunting, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat management, wildlife management, wildlife population control, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wildlife sustainability

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4628
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got elephants and hippos runnin’ wild all over the place! forget about buildin’ houses and minin’ for diamonds, here u gotta dodge stampedin’ elephants and hippos chargin’ at u while u try to survive!

we got this one player who tried to ride an elephant but ended up gettin’ launched into the sky like a rocket ship! and another player who tried to tame a hippo but it ended up eatin’ their whole house!

come join the madness and see if u can survive the wild animals of this server! plus, if u manage to kill one of these beasts, u get to distribute the meat to all the other players as a reward! who needs diamonds when u can have elephant steaks for dinner, amirite?

so what u waitin’ for? come join the fun and see if u can make it out alive on this wild minecraft server!

TalibanCraft: Women Rule, ISIS Drool!

Afghanistan, al-qaeda, Conflict Resolution, Drool, extremism, foreign policy, gender inequality, global security, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Isis, Islamic fundamentalism, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, Political unrest, rule, social justice, Taliban rule, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, War on Terror, Women, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	2742	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	504
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mines Excavated:	2514

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can escape to a world where the taliban and isis don’t exist!!! join us and be free from oppression like the women in afghanistan!!! build ur own empire and fight off evil mobs like the taliban and isis!!! u can be the hero in this crazy world where anything is possible!!! come join us and let’s defeat the bad guys together!!!

PupperPressMC

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Emeralds Found:	3628	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where dogs be understandin’ words from soundboard buttons! like, imagine pressin’ a button and ur dog be like “woof woof i want steak!” it’s like telepathy but wit buttons!

not only dat, but we got pigs flyin’ around on jetpacks and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like dis before, i tell ya!

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs be gettin’ down? it’s lit, fam.

so come on, join dis server and experience the wackiest, wildest, most mind-blowin’ minecraft shenanigans of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it.

The Adventures of Bigfoot Wrangler on InvisiCraft Server 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adult, Adventures, bigfoot, cave dweller evolved, Discord, Events, Horror Cryptid, InvisiCraft, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, Nyctophobia, PvP, Sasquatch, Server, smp, The Graveyard, the man from the fog, Vampirism, voice channels, Werewolves, Whitelist, Wrangler

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	BMC4 Server
Population	Small, looking to grow
Player Age	Adults only
Weekly Events	PVP and more
Discord	Active voice channels

Mods Included

BMC4 Modpack
Cave Dweller Evolved
Horror Cryptid: Sasquatch
Nyctophobia
The Graveyard
The Man from the Fog
Vampirism
Werewolves

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server only for adults?	Yes, the server is for adults only.
How often are events held?	We aim to host weekly events, including PVP and more.
How can I join the server?	Feel free to message the server admin for more information on joining.
Can I suggest mods to be added?	Yes, we welcome suggestions for mods to enhance the gaming experience.

MineBlueFantasyCraft Server

1.5x RP/XP, 200 crystals daily, Alexiel FLB, animated pv, August Schedule, Blaze the Roof, CEQ, Character Rebalances, crew directory., Daily Single draw, Eating Bonanza, Europa CD Skin, Extra Fes MC, FAQ, Future Schedule, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, gbfg, gorda, Granblue Big Summer Surprise Pt. 2, granblue fantasy, granblue fantasy toolbox, Half AP/EP, helpful links, Hot Summer Fete, how to start, Little Skyfarer a la Sacre Blumiel, Lone Wolf’s Passing, Mega Pastebin, MineBlueFantasyCraft, Outfit, Overskill Mechanic, Previous thread, Primarch Trials, Raid Pro Skip, Recent News, ROADMAP, Server, side story, Tier V Job Sumaibito, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, ZETA

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the Gorda edition! We’ve got more surprises than a birthday party at a clown convention. Join now and experience the Granblue Big Summer Surprise Pt. 2 event, where you can daily single draw, get 200 crystals daily, and even wear the outfit “Blaze the Roof” (Zeta not included).

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the pixelated universe. Just go to our website in any Chromium-based browser and start your epic adventure today. And remember, if you have any questions, read the FAQ first because we’re too busy planning outrageous events to answer them for you. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!